Bored

Apr 21, 2005 21:11

Hi guys! I'm bored........ so I decided to right on this junk thingy to see if it makes me feel better!

Let's see what happened today....

Oh yeah! My best friend Marcos came out of the blue today, He appeared at my school so he can bang some chick there. If you guys don't know Marc left my school to go to a different one thinking he could pass the year with ease, He was doing good but then for some reason he dropped out. I can't say anything bad about dropping out anymore :(.

Why? you ask?, because today I read about this author dude in english class, William Faulkner. He is one of Americas greatest writers ever to have lived. Let me tell you something about him.

1) He dropped out of highschool in 10th grade.
2) He reads and writes for the hell of it.
3) He failed English.
4) He has written several "best seller" books.

He was lazy and average just like me and Marc, yet he became a kick ass writer. Not only that but several other people pulled some bull shit out like this. Like Bill Gates for example.I think Marc will be the next to pull off some bull shit like this, I don't know why im still in school....this makes me feel like I'm wasting my time in school....but then again I always felt that way but this makes me feel like "wtf?"

Ok anyways Marc came back! It was cool it felt like a little reunion because we went to our old hangout spot during lunch and all of my old friends showed up. I don't know what caused us to split up I thought we would always be there to play Yu-gi-oh! and stuff but im starting to realize everything ends. Even the dragon balls! Anyways There are a lot of things I cant write on this think let me make a list why not.....

1)Because it's on the internet

Random Person: Cesar! Whats the internet?

Cesar: The internet my friend is uhhhhhh....let me ask webster.

Cesar:Webster! What is the internet?

Webster: I DONT KNOW WHY DONT YOU GO ASK DICTIONARY.COM YOU PANSIES!

Cesar: Fine! See if I ever ask you for help again!

Cesar: Dictionary.com! Whats the internet?

Dictionary.com: An interconnected system of networks that connects computers around the world via the TCP/IP protocol.

Cesar: This means people can anonymously make fun of others from far away where they are safe from an ass whooping.

2)Because it's on the internet

Cesar:Again, I can't really write anything private here either or els I would get an ass whooping my self....errr I mean I don't want to have to hurt anyone!

3)BECAUSE IT'S ON THE INTERWEBZORS!

Cesar:RAWR!

Anyways what has happened this week......Oh yeah I wrote a kick ass essay for my JROTC class, I could win 100 bucks. I hope I win, I lost the last one I entered and the one before that I won. The poster on the one I won said I could Win a computer! Well it was a computer but it was a piece of shit. I let Marc hold on to it because he didnt have one at the time. Now it's just sitting here in my trailer....

Let's see anything els that I could tell the public? Oh yeah, my friend Dante is moving back to Peru. He has like 10 billion AP creds, I need to knock some sense into that boy! That reminds me I have to finish the comics I promised to make him

One more thing,{put even more bull shit here}

Well I guess thats it....I got to show some retards how real men march in the army tomorrow in southdade. It's strange nobody in the drill team showed up until practice until today, It's always like that yet we still manage to win first place. I think it's either because the judges are gay and dig us (We are one damn hot platoon) or the other schools suck teh cock real bad!

See ya guys later!

Quote of the week

"I'M GONNA RIP YOUR BALLS OF AND STICK THEM UP YOUR ASS SO WHEN THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE A SHIT YOU WILL SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BALLS!"-- some guy from "Team America : World police"
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