I HAVE NOTHING TO DO

[uber_boob]

Am I

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Because I, too, have nothing to do.

[orangebroccoli]

Am I...
-how are my driving skills? Driving with you at the wheel is liberating, yet terrifying.
- crazy? Just a bit.
- lovable? Sure.
- funny? I recall many times I nearly split my tights laughing at something you did or said.
- annoying? Occasionally.
- psycho? Not in a bad way.
- daring? Yes.
- a good person? Yes.

Would You...
- hug me? Don't you remember last year in the men's bathroom?
- miss me if i was gone? Of course!
- listen to my problems? Sure.
- be a good friend? I don't know.
- be my best friend? I think I fear commitment. So maybe not.

Would You Ever...
- go out with me? If I wake up one day a lesbian you'll be the first girl I call, after Kate Winslet.
- do it again if you already have?
- marry me if you could? I see you as more of a one-nighter.
- make out with me in the rain? See the first question in this category.
- cuddle with me? I think we've already done that.
- do me? See first question.

If You Could...
- give me a new name, it would be? Rongo, Goddess of Jungle Love.
- do one thing with me, it would be? Go to Europe.
- give me a piece of advice, it would be? You should call Nicole; I hear she's a nice kid who doesn't know your phone number and doesn't like calling your house because she can't say "Belen" so no one ever knows who she's asking for.
- kidnap me for a day, where would we go? Gtown.

Just A Few Questions...
- what do you love about me? Your shamelessness.
- what do you hate about me? The way you always shout something like "Nicole's boobs jiggle when she runs" when we're in the middle of a crowded place.
- what is my best quality? You always know how to make something fun and exciting.
- if you could change one thing about me, what would it be? Even though you can annoy me I think if anything about you changed you wouldn't be Maria anymore. Although I think I'd make you get straight A's so you'd be allowed to leave your house.
- what is your honest opinion about me? It's been so long since I saw you that I don't know if I can make a judgment like that.
- what would you do if i sang out of tune? I wouldn't get up and walk out on you. I'd probably join in.
- what song reminds you of me? "Let Me Go"
- do i remind you of any characters on tv? No.
- have you ever had a dream about me? I think we went whaling together once. Stupid Moby Dick...
- do you think i'm a virgin? I don't want to know.
- if you just met me, how old would you guess i am? Twelve.
- am i huggable? No, but you are butt-smackable.
- if you could give me anything, what would it be? A Caribbean cruise with me.
- if you could promise me anything, what would it be? I will never, ever go out with Will.

Personal...
- am i ugly, average, decent, good looking, beautiful, gorgeous etc.? When you're in a good mood you are simply lovely. But when you want to kill me, not so much.
- if you could describe me in one word, what would that word be? Vivacious; it was the first word that popped into my head after mozzarella.
- what do you think I will end up doing with my life? I can see you wandering from one country to another, hauling around paints and canvases and having lots of male and female lovers. You'll get caught up in some revolution in South America and be killed by an evil dictator and a comemorative statue of you will be built in the middle of a memory garden after the revolution ends.
- when we first talked, what were your thoughts? I think I was so desperate for friends freshman year that I was just like, Oooh, someone who doesn't seem to hate me!
- if you had to describe to someone who i am and what i am like, what would you tell them? "She's indescribable. You have to meet her. You'll like her."
- what are my faults? Too many to count.
- what are my strengths? Too many to count.
- do you wish we were closer? Yes. *sniffle*
- why aren't we closer? Because you switched schools, bitch.

Re: Because I, too, have nothing to do.

[gofritslut]

- if you could promise me anything, what would it be? I will never, ever go out with Will.

good...at least one of us won't....

Re: Because I, too, have nothing to do.

[orangebroccoli]

Yeah, I heard you were next in line after Eileen...

Re: Because I, too, have nothing to do.

[uber_boob]

I am still totally bemused by the fact that girls actually go out with that kid.

Goddess of Jungle Love.

[uber_boob]

Oh where do I start.

I recall many times I nearly split my tights laughing at something you did or said. -I MISS WEARING TIGHTS

- hug me? Don't you remember last year in the men's bathroom?
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

I am very happy I would be the first girl to be called up for your lesbian adventures should you randomly wake up as one one day.

You should call Nicole; I hear she's a nice kid who doesn't know your phone number and doesn't like calling your house because she can't say "Belen" so no one ever knows who she's asking for.-SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE THIS PROBLEM

- if you could describe me in one word, what would that word be? Vivacious; it was the first word that popped into my head after mozzarella.
Do I really remind you of food??

I think I was so desperate for friends freshman year that I was just like, Oooh, someone who doesn't seem to hate me!-DUDE, you and I met sophomore year!

You'll get caught up in some revolution in South America and be killed by an evil dictator and a comemorative statue of you will be built in the middle of a memory garden after the revolution ends.
-You know I kinda like this idea....

- why aren't we closer? Because you switched schools, bitch.
You would love my school, nicole. Come join me in the liberal fun!!

- kidnap me for a day, where would we go? Gtown.- Someday Nicole, some day I will be free from the dungeon that is my home and we will hit the pavement on M street with lauren and go pillage the sex stores !!

Re: Goddess of Jungle Love.

[orangebroccoli]

No, you don't remind me of food--I was hungry.

We totally met freshman year! I have a picture of you standing by your freshman year locker with a pair of stupid glasses on (the kind with the mustache attached) making a dumb face.

And at the rate you're going with this house arrest stuff, I'll actually be able to go into the sex stores without an ID because I'll be like sixty years old.

Re: Goddess of Jungle Love.

[uber_boob]

Oh! I remember that picture!! I need a copy of that!!

DUDE. I will get ungrounded before the end of the year, that's one thing I'll be able to promise you.