My constant battle with fear.
So this morning I wake up do my thing... walk around the house a bit... amy is out on the porch, im sitting there i go back to bed. i hear amy go into the kitchen and at 9:30 travis arrives. Well he wasnt supposed to get there til 10 but i was dressed so it didnt matter. ANYWAYS... Amy is in the kitchen and then me and trav are back in my room where he is playing the big brain game on his DS and im just laying there cause im lazy. Well I hear a Scream from the kitchen... not like "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" but you know the screams where you are like "wtfomgjesuschristhelpme" and amy is like "TRAVIS COME HERE!!! THERE IS A BUG IN THE SINK AND ITS HUUUUUUGE..." thats where i start laughing histerically cause travis is a big pansy when it comes to bugs... (i was the one killing all the wasps in the cabin...) so amy comes in there and im like "what is it? a spi.." shes like "nooooooo dont say it" "is it a roach?" "NOOOOOOO YOU SAID IT!!!" so here i am laughin cause travis wont do a damn thing "its not my problem" I think it is his problem. But I get up look in the sink... it was at least 1.5 inches. jesus thats scurry. but yeah, so... i grab my moms shoe to go to kill it (its in the side with the garbage disposal, forshadowing?!) So i whack at it with the shoe it dives to the hole where the disposal lies... well im freaked out as is and so i ended up moving the damn sponge that happened to be in the fucking hole... and the roach was there looking at me like "hahaha gotcha bitch!" and so we decide to flush the fucker. we turned on the HOT water full blast, and i put a spatula over the hole, take a fork, and start stabbing at that little jerk. needless to say i think we killed it. I hope we killed it... i think i heard his little body being shreded. but thats the second roach attack since ive been back.
Wanna know how they got there in the first place?! MY MOM!!! she left my window open while i was away in europe, and the one with the screen not on... why?! because she thinks its funny or something. Im surprised i dont have mold in there because of her. always opening my fucking windows when its about to rain... gawd.
Anwyays... im done bragging about my heroics. I had freebirds for lunch. mmm mmm. I finally gave back alysia's CD's and i gave her two more the whole jewel case and all with the sleves and everythang. but other than that... I got 50% off my burrito and a free drink. I still havent finished either yet though... hmmm
Well thats all for now!
Alyssa
Wanna know how they got there in the first place?! MY MOM!!! she left my window open while i was away in europe, and the one with the screen not on... why?! because she thinks its funny or something. Im surprised i dont have mold in there because of her. always opening my fucking windows when its about to rain... gawd.
Anwyays... im done bragging about my heroics. I had freebirds for lunch. mmm mmm. I finally gave back alysia's CD's and i gave her two more the whole jewel case and all with the sleves and everythang. but other than that... I got 50% off my burrito and a free drink. I still havent finished either yet though... hmmm
Well thats all for now!
Alyssa