my living will
K, this should be pretty simple.
If I, UbdU, am ever permanently unable to wipe my own rear, pull the plug, please.
- This includes paralysis, accidental or intentional dismemberment, revivification of my brain after decapitation, and/or laziness.
Otherwise, don't touch my portable hospital machinery on pain of the Evil Eye.
Signed,
UbdU
If I, UbdU, am ever permanently unable to wipe my own rear, pull the plug, please.
- This includes paralysis, accidental or intentional dismemberment, revivification of my brain after decapitation, and/or laziness.
Otherwise, don't touch my portable hospital machinery on pain of the Evil Eye.
Signed,
UbdU