http://cgi.ebay.com/Jesus-PanCake_W0QQitemZ6253882577QQcategoryZ1447QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem I'm just going to go cook up a whole bunch of random shit and sell them to republicans. I'm the worst cook in existence, but that doesn't matter since nobody will be eating anything of mine!
http://cgi.ebay.com/THE-ORIGINAL-DEVIL-PANCAKE-IS-BACK-FREE-JESUS-CROSS_W0QQitemZ5666472831QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem * þ
That one looks more like Cthulhu to me than the devil. Though, who am I to deny the devil?
* Removed later for explicit Satanism.
þ Later re-added.