Goddess Damn It Mother Nature!!!
We had a deal!!!
No earthquakes in my vicinity! You can shake the state into tiny pieces as soon as I leave - BUT I HAVEN'T LEFT YET!
Oh sure, it was just a tiny shake - but I know how you are. A little shake here a little shake there - next thing I know I'm huddled under my desk in the underground parking garage without having left my bedroom.
At least let me shower first ok?
No earthquakes in my vicinity! You can shake the state into tiny pieces as soon as I leave - BUT I HAVEN'T LEFT YET!
Oh sure, it was just a tiny shake - but I know how you are. A little shake here a little shake there - next thing I know I'm huddled under my desk in the underground parking garage without having left my bedroom.
At least let me shower first ok?