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[u_r_damn_sheep]

Everything's ready for this weekend. It looks like a damn Chinese kitsch factory exploded in here.

I might have to break my own rule about drinking on the job to keep from going blind.

Comments

[impudent_imp]

The problem with that is drinking often makes unattractive things look pretty damn appealing, until the morning after :P

[u_r_damn_sheep]

I'm hardly going to get wasted enough to sleep with some desperate patron.

[impudent_imp]

So a patron would have to be desperate to want to sleep with you o.O? We need to do something about your self-confidence!

[u_r_damn_sheep]

They're all desperate women. I have better taste.

[impudent_imp]

That's a matter of opinion, you know. By the way, did you do all that by yourself?