Shh!!!

[u_nder_world_x]

[Everybody! BE QUIET!]

[Pretend I don't have a life; I just found out that my sister 'spies' on me through this livejournal!]

[!JEEZ FORBID I SAY ANYTHING THAT MIGHT SHOW I HAVE ANY SIGN OF A SEX DRIVE IN ME!]

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[hoeplease]

hey alex!!! guess what!?! i have this guy friend, who you may be interested in. his name is Daniel Thomas Ramey!! And he has blonde hair, ..and tall..and loves music and he's a singer and everything. AHHH!! His number is (555) 555-5555. You know why?

because..

he doesnt....

...EXIST! i made it all up to con you, you little poop! hahaha! HahHAHAHahAH! AHHAhHAhAHHAhAHH!*&!^&!^!!

<3 lindsay

Well

[u_nder_world_x]

Lindsay,

I might have to decline this.

I mean, for all I know, he might not even exist?

Who knows now-a-day.

I mean, you have to watch out in the newfangled world.

Disappointedly,
Alex

Re: Well

[hoeplease]

Alex Keith,

how the hell could you think sweet little me would ever do such a thing to you?!why would i advocate something like this?? i guess our friendship never meant anything to you?! you never really trusted me..i'm sorry but i'm not going to have a friendship with someone that thinks im a filthy little liar. sorry!

Pissed,
Lindsay

Re: Well

[u_nder_world_x]

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, LindsEy

I have no idea why you would advocate something like this unless your were a political campaign manager, or a political lobbyist or something to that effect.

But, you know, does our friendship even exist? I mean, I got to know you through a false kid you created, so like, maybe our friendship never existed. Perhaps it is a large mirage.. I'll have to advocate this later.

What you say is what you are,
Alex