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okay so i had a good valentine's day. (shit i just looked at my toes cuz they were itchy and they've been like half shoved into the carpet for a while and they're all speckly and look odd...) yah it was good because there was lots of morbid/funny valentine's given and received. my faveorites
if you ever get mauled by a grizzly bear, i hope he leaves your face alone, because i think you're cute.
this valentine's day i'm giving you..spyhilis! the gift that keeps on giving
you're hot, like cremation! you make me stiff like rigor mortis! (or however it is that you spell that)
i love you love an emo kid loves his razors!
and of course the classic
you are the disease that corrodes my heart.
but twas good, many laughs were had. i'm gonna be back in the v.dot on sunday for reading break, cuz goodness knows i wouldn't get anything done here. but that should be entertaining. tonight is poker and hot tub at tara's. and micheal predicts an orgy, but i disagree. mostly because i'm broke so can't afford booze and we all know if there was going to be an orgy it'd be started by a drunk me. sober me would never start an orgy. never ever. nope. certainly not....i'll let you know if i can get it up and running.
time to go shower because we think the cat has fleas and i'm so itchy.
if you ever get mauled by a grizzly bear, i hope he leaves your face alone, because i think you're cute.
this valentine's day i'm giving you..spyhilis! the gift that keeps on giving
you're hot, like cremation! you make me stiff like rigor mortis! (or however it is that you spell that)
i love you love an emo kid loves his razors!
and of course the classic
you are the disease that corrodes my heart.
but twas good, many laughs were had. i'm gonna be back in the v.dot on sunday for reading break, cuz goodness knows i wouldn't get anything done here. but that should be entertaining. tonight is poker and hot tub at tara's. and micheal predicts an orgy, but i disagree. mostly because i'm broke so can't afford booze and we all know if there was going to be an orgy it'd be started by a drunk me. sober me would never start an orgy. never ever. nope. certainly not....i'll let you know if i can get it up and running.
time to go shower because we think the cat has fleas and i'm so itchy.