Al Gore wins Nobel Prize! Up yours George Bush and Republican hacks!
It's about time. I don't care what you say or what side of the fence you're on. Al Gore deserved the Nobel Prize. Al Gore was talking about Global Warming when it wasn't cool, as a matter of fact, he made it cool! Did you know that previous to his being vice president Al was writing books titled "State of the Planet" (I think I got the title correct) that were/are widely used as text books in some of the best colleges in the United States? Sure was. Al Gore has been screaming this message his entire time as a senator, his entire time as a vice president, and now as a public figure. He layed out the plans/ in "An Inconvenient Truth" and won an Oscar! Put that in your pipe and smoke it Republican HACKS. The guy has forgotten more about Global Warming than George Bush knows about it right now.
I love listening to the whiney ass republicans when they talk about "An Inconvenient Truth"...you can tell the success of that golden nugget chaps their ass. I love it. They are all over it, saying it's full of half truths, and bad facts, yet NOT ONCE have I heard a credible source (which means Fox News, the bush administration and republican think tanks etc are not included) not once have I heard credible, fact based contradiction to the documentary. The best that they can do is say "he didn't write it, he didn't direct it, he flies in airplanes, he uses electricity, blah blah, waaaaaaaaaa my bung hole hurts...." Who the frick cares who wrote it or directed it and how should he have traveled the world discussing this epidemic; by hot air ballon? Public airlines? ...yeah right, and have his mere appearance shut down half the airport and cause delays...that's not an option for him anymore.
Anyway, I'd like to see one of his critics, just one, get ANY message out as successfully as he did, without any help or assistance.....ahhh yeah, right. He is the voice just as Martin Luther King was. Do you think Martin Luther King was able to attend every peace rally, every race rally in person? Do you think Martin Luther King organized and wrote every single thing all by himself and with no assistance. I'll answer that; NO WAY.
They have to do better than that.
I was watching CNN today and I saw some Republican strategist (I think her name was Stephanie Jacobs), and this bitch has the GALL to stand up and say it was political and that the Nobel board picked AL as a political stunt of sorts or to get more attention for themselves.(I'm think I'm going to vomit in my mouth just thinking about this hag) I couldn't believe my ears. What an ignorant skank. Typical Republican denial and accusation theme. I can't believe they or she had the nutsack to stand there and take away from this phenominal achievement and phenominal honor that was given to Mr. Gore.
The Republican party has got to be the most deceptive, vindictive, dishonest organization in the United States. With all of the shit they've fucked up I can't believe they are still in power. If you watch them on Fox news and you listen to their little innuendo's, you can easily liken their message to that of a 5 year old child. I'll demonstrate;
Mom; "Timmy, don't hit your brother" Timmy; "But Mommy, he was hitting me first and he didn't clean up his toys'
Fox News or Republican hack; "yeah Al Gore won the peace prize but look at his electric bill and he lost the election in 2000, he didn't even write an Incenvenient Truth"
See the similarity?
CNN was covering the Nobel Prize thing and they started showing some viewer Emails. Another random example of how STUPID some people are. One nutsack wrote "Al Gore has failed to prove that global warming is caused by anything other than the SUN. Holy shit, I didn't know that 3rd graders were allowed on the internet! I'm telling you.
They need to have selective culling of the heard on this planet. Round up all the crackheads, all the damn religious radicals, everyone that works at Fox News, the bush administration, everyone that voted for Bush, and all the corporate CEO's that have been benefitting from having "dum dum" in the white house and put them in a corral and start giving them lethal injections. One by one.....I'd say what I really thought should be done, but I'm sure I'd get a knock on the door, my lines illegally tapped, my phone records illegally obtained, put on a no fly list, and then raped by dick cheney....so I kept the punishment somewhat modest.
I'm so damn tired of Fox News, Republican hacks, and the Bush Administration. They all need to be put in a room and beat to death by me.
I'd go WWE on them and lay down the smack down. I wish I had the discipline and peaceful nature of Bono...but I don't. I prefer to fight mean people with good old fashioned American back yard ass whoopin's. Republicans have been lying and covering the truth for so long, they most likely believe their own lies...so it is pointless to argue with them. Ass whoopin' I say. Sorry Paul Hewson (Bono).
Al Gore...I love you man...keep up the good work and don't listen to the naysayers (you already don't)...everything you've said to date has been true. Winters are shorter, adverse weather is more common (has everyone been watching the news?!) and we are already having our first war over water and food in Africa. Oh yeah...it's on it's way. Let the fresh water wars in Nevada begin, continue to watch more and more hurricanes rip apart the southern United States....mother nature is layin' down the smack down! Do ya' hear what I'm sayinnnnnnnnnn!
Oh yeah.....here's a good one....If Iraq wasn't enough, we started trying to set the stage for war with Iran, then simultaneously, Crapstain-leezea Rice starts to pick a fight with Russia....you go girl....Screw the Rooski's! See who else on this planet we can pick a fight with so that your corporate fat cats can make some more money at the expense of our young men and women. There has to be some ally we haven't picked fight with.....get 'em all baby! I don't think Norway hates us yet?! You know those sneaky little son of a guns are up to something! They're probably hording ice cube trays or something....
Our Marines will go die for you.....that's what they are there for right....to die for you and Georgie?!.
(Read this with Shrub's smug stupid sounding voice in your head) "Screw you America! My corporate buddies are raking in the money and you ain't doing nothin' about it! Global Warming? Ah....huh huh.....ah.....yeah....you see, the earth goes around the moon and it's warm, it's been happening for at least 50 years...." George, you're a dipshit.