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Oct 07, 2013 18:20

@Uberfacts: The worlds shortest horror story is only two sentences long - "The last man on earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."

My response (across multiple tweets):  "Sir" said I, "Or madam, truly your forgiveness I implore. But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping. And so faintly you came rapping, tapping on my chamber door. That I scarce was sure I heard you" - here I opened wide the door: Darkness there, and nothing more.
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