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My boss and I came up with a brilliant new invention this week: the Single Woman's Death Alarm.
Not unlike a home security system, the death alarm would notify local police and a select list of family members at the exact moment of your untimely demise. This way, the authorities would be able to claim your rapidly decomposing corpse before your multitude of housecats started eating your flesh.
I think they would fly off the shelves. Who wants to invest?
Off to school to pick out a gown for graduation next week. I hope they have one in black...ha!
Not unlike a home security system, the death alarm would notify local police and a select list of family members at the exact moment of your untimely demise. This way, the authorities would be able to claim your rapidly decomposing corpse before your multitude of housecats started eating your flesh.
I think they would fly off the shelves. Who wants to invest?
Off to school to pick out a gown for graduation next week. I hope they have one in black...ha!