Note To Self
You're probably reading this on Sunday morning, evil inner self. If so, stop screwing around on the internet and get back to work! Your script is due tomorrow!!!
Today, while taking a break from the repetitiveness of typing, deleting, and re-typing lines, I went to Target and bought Scrabble. I've never, ever played before but it seemed like a fun 3AM activity when I tire of watching Star Trek reruns on Spike. I'm guessing that most people have played Scrabble at some point in their lives but for some reason I missed out on this vocabulary-building rite of passage.
In fact, here's a list of things that most people can do that I'm clueless about:
1. Riding a bike
2. Applying make-up (non-clown)
3. Driving a stick shift
4. Computer programming (ok, most of my friends can do this and I can't...still jealous)
5. Have a loving relationship with a cat/dog (non-sexual) Footnote: not saying that I have sex with animals. I'm allergic. And I'm just not attracted to them.
6. Wear high heels (tried it. fell down. broke heels.)
There's probably more but dinner has arrived. Turkey sandwich with bacon on sourdough. Yummmmmm...
Today, while taking a break from the repetitiveness of typing, deleting, and re-typing lines, I went to Target and bought Scrabble. I've never, ever played before but it seemed like a fun 3AM activity when I tire of watching Star Trek reruns on Spike. I'm guessing that most people have played Scrabble at some point in their lives but for some reason I missed out on this vocabulary-building rite of passage.
In fact, here's a list of things that most people can do that I'm clueless about:
1. Riding a bike
2. Applying make-up (non-clown)
3. Driving a stick shift
4. Computer programming (ok, most of my friends can do this and I can't...still jealous)
5. Have a loving relationship with a cat/dog (non-sexual) Footnote: not saying that I have sex with animals. I'm allergic. And I'm just not attracted to them.
6. Wear high heels (tried it. fell down. broke heels.)
There's probably more but dinner has arrived. Turkey sandwich with bacon on sourdough. Yummmmmm...