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[tyvoq]

I swear, my girlfriend has one of the quickest wits I've ever seen, though somewhat vulgar. Yesterday we were talking about the possibility of defecating out of multiple orifices of the body. (don't ask) She suggested that feces that came from orifices other than the anus might actually have some monetary value since it would be rather rare. As I boggled at that idea, she burst into song...

(to the tune of "Do Your Ears Hang Low?")
Does your sh*t turn gold?
Does it flow from four holes?

I laughed... a lot.