I fucking kicked the SHIT out of a trashcan. Bitch.
That's right. See the title. Trashcan got (LOL OMG PWNED n00b!) DESTROYED. Chris and I were walking back to the dorm from TDU (Taylor Down Under - a sort of pool hall/cafe to all you non-JMU folks) when we saw this...this...ABOMINATION standing in the middle of our soccer field. It just wasn't RIGHT...so DEFIANT...the lone obstacle on an
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SINCE I SAW "THE MATRIX" I AM STUCK IN METAPHOR MODE
ALSO MY CAPS BE BROKE
ALSO THE DRUGZ I SMOKE
PUFF PASS PUFF TOKE SMOTE
LIKE A GOD ON A TREE
ANYWAYS MATRIX WAS A METAPHOR
AND I GOTS YOUR SOURCE
THE SOURCE IS "PHILOSOPHY 101"
AND MAYBE SOME COMIC BOOKS
AND OH YEAH PORN
RHUMBA
II.
ALEX WHY AER YOU IN VIRGINIA I MISS YOU
I KEEP BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE ONLY TO DISCOVER
THAT EVEN THOUGH MY BRAIN SAYS YOU SHOULD BE THERE
HAX0RING AWAY
YOU ARE NOT
AND SO FOR A LITTLE WHILE I PLAY WITH YOUR WEAPSON
(SHAME YOU CAN'T BRING THOSE TO SCHOOL)
AND KICK KOKO ACROSS THE FLOOR
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN
III. XIVIXVIXVIX IV VIXVIX IV XIV X SUPERCOCK
I AM LIKE E.E CUMMINGS
IV.
SO ABOUT THAT TRASHCAN
IT REPRESENTS THE INDIVIDUAL
IN COLLEGE
THE FIEDL REPRESENTS EACH AND EVERY OTHERPERSONS
WHO DO NOT LIVE
ONLY THEIR HEARTS BEAT
ONL YMAYBE NOT BECAUSE A STUCK A LACROSS STICK
UP THEIR SPINAL CHORD
ROCK AND ROLL BABY
V.
AND YOU JUST KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF EXPRESSION.
WAY TO GO, PICASSO.
I HOPE YOU DID THE "SUPERMAN" MOVE
OTHERWISE I WOULD BE HIGHLY DISAPPOINTED
LISTEN TO MORE KRAFTWERK
ALSO DRINK cAFFEINE IT MAKES YOU LIVE LONGER
AND DIE FASTER
AND ALL THAT
oh dudd by the way we are going on a road trip this summer
ad i hop e this makes up for all th etimes i did not comment on you r journal
quoth the rossbot
ULTRAWHORE
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