You can spank my monkey ANY day, baby.
So...it's 3:00 AM. KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? THAT IT'S TIME TO MOLEST THE CAT.
No, sorry, actually it's time for something a little less fun, namely me sending this pr0n vid to...I mean, er, updating my Livejournal!
SO. SCHOOL WAS CANCELLED FOR TOMORROW...I mean, um...today? Right... ANYWAYS, I AM WINNER. NUMBER ONE FAN OF HURRICANE. Well, even if it blows shit up it still gets me out of class, right? Good ol' American egocentrism....makes me feel all sticky and slimy inside. No, maybe that's somethin...oh dear, don't wanna post THAT on here...
Oh, I'M FUCKING HUNGRY BY THE WAY. So if you have any Rice-Crusties (scab flavor please) just send 'em on over to good ol' JMU. I'm also braindead after having a VERY extensive philosophical discussion on religion with a group of people from my dorm. They were so smart, I made 'em all lose 50 points of IQ SIMPLY BY ME BEING THERE. AHAHAH!! IF I AM DUMB, THEN SO ARE YOU. WE WILL WATCH SILLY GAMES ON TELEVISION AND DRINK CONSCIOUSNESS-IMPAIRING SUBSTANCES. Oh shit...wait, no...I LOVE FOOTBALL FANS.
So anyway, I'm gonna go search for hardcor...er, the MEANING OF LIFE on Google now. Rock on, my loveable group of dirty slut-muffins!
No, sorry, actually it's time for something a little less fun, namely me sending this pr0n vid to...I mean, er, updating my Livejournal!
SO. SCHOOL WAS CANCELLED FOR TOMORROW...I mean, um...today? Right... ANYWAYS, I AM WINNER. NUMBER ONE FAN OF HURRICANE. Well, even if it blows shit up it still gets me out of class, right? Good ol' American egocentrism....makes me feel all sticky and slimy inside. No, maybe that's somethin...oh dear, don't wanna post THAT on here...
Oh, I'M FUCKING HUNGRY BY THE WAY. So if you have any Rice-Crusties (scab flavor please) just send 'em on over to good ol' JMU. I'm also braindead after having a VERY extensive philosophical discussion on religion with a group of people from my dorm. They were so smart, I made 'em all lose 50 points of IQ SIMPLY BY ME BEING THERE. AHAHAH!! IF I AM DUMB, THEN SO ARE YOU. WE WILL WATCH SILLY GAMES ON TELEVISION AND DRINK CONSCIOUSNESS-IMPAIRING SUBSTANCES. Oh shit...wait, no...I LOVE FOOTBALL FANS.
So anyway, I'm gonna go search for hardcor...er, the MEANING OF LIFE on Google now. Rock on, my loveable group of dirty slut-muffins!