WHAT IS UP, MY HOMIEEEEZZZZ???!?!
Fizzuck...I was GONNA go to the opening class of the Tae Kwon Do club, but I was talkin' to Leah, and time went BYE BYE! OH WELL. Shit happens. That's why you flush. That's right kiddies, I AM A USELESS BUM. As if you didn't already know.
Hrm...I have this feeling like I WANT to write something, but I just...can't! It's like writer's block. Only more stupid. Ah well. Maybe I should reconsider that minor in creative writing. *ponders*
KNOW WHAT I HATE? WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND A LITTLE ALIEN POPS OUT OF YOUR CHEST, SPEWING GUTS AND GORE EVERYWHERE, THEN PROCEEDS TO LOOK UP AT YOU, SCREAM "MOMMY!" AND BITE YOUR NOSE OFF. NO, I HAVEN'T RECENTLY USED ANY FORM OF HALLUCINOGEN. I SWEAR!
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Right, that was MY daily allotment of stupidity, as well as yours! Now go stand in line and get me some bread. Fool.
Hrm...I have this feeling like I WANT to write something, but I just...can't! It's like writer's block. Only more stupid. Ah well. Maybe I should reconsider that minor in creative writing. *ponders*
KNOW WHAT I HATE? WHEN YOU WAKE UP AND A LITTLE ALIEN POPS OUT OF YOUR CHEST, SPEWING GUTS AND GORE EVERYWHERE, THEN PROCEEDS TO LOOK UP AT YOU, SCREAM "MOMMY!" AND BITE YOUR NOSE OFF. NO, I HAVEN'T RECENTLY USED ANY FORM OF HALLUCINOGEN. I SWEAR!
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Right, that was MY daily allotment of stupidity, as well as yours! Now go stand in line and get me some bread. Fool.