Holy flurking schnit
WOW...I had to do LOTS of reading today. Actually, it wasn't a lot, I just got lazy and read very slowly.
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Stop making fun of me.
College is happy! No parents, classes that don't start until 11:00 in the morning, and violent jocks who knock old ladies off their walkers as they cross the street! Ah, this is the life. Until I run out of money. Anyone who hasn't spent 450 dollars on TEXTBOOKS couldn't understand. My wallet probably feels like the little bitch in prison who gets traded around for a pack of cigs.
Just remember, kiddies: A crack rock a day keeps the nasty pimps at bay!
...
Stop making fun of me.
College is happy! No parents, classes that don't start until 11:00 in the morning, and violent jocks who knock old ladies off their walkers as they cross the street! Ah, this is the life. Until I run out of money. Anyone who hasn't spent 450 dollars on TEXTBOOKS couldn't understand. My wallet probably feels like the little bitch in prison who gets traded around for a pack of cigs.
Just remember, kiddies: A crack rock a day keeps the nasty pimps at bay!