The End is near! Soon we'll be dead I tell you! DEAD!

Mar 06, 2005 16:45

The End is Near

Aileen Wurnous said a giant rock would hit us in 2019. (Before they injected her ) Off by 12 years you schizophrenic psychosadistic gun weilder! Good try anyways Aileen. In 2007 , giant swarm of locust will arise from the Arabian sea and land in Libya. They will eat all of Libya’s grain and agriculture. The famished Libya will see Algeria’s luscious grain and will then invade. Algeria, still being protected by the “Frogs” will be supported by the French. Pretty soon France sends troops to Algeria. The war swift and France the victor. But little do the French know that the locusts are a rare hybrid carrying a contagious, genetically altering, fatal virus humans aren’t immune to. When the swarm visited Libya they infected the Libyans who in turn infected the Algerians who infected the French. The French go home, infecting everyone on the way. When they reach France tourists are infected. The tourists go back to their countries, and there you go! By the time the government figures out what’s happening we’ll all be dead! Or not. Bunkers reservations are hard to find these days but here at Doug’s Timeshare Bunkers we’re open 24/7. Come in and listen to our great deals! All our bunkers feature a radioactive free underground environment for the whole family! Are rates are the lowest on the market! What are you waiting for?
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