Mother's Day WEEKEND
You may be wondering what "Mother's Day WEEKEND" is, right? "Omar, isn't it supposed to be just 'Mother's Day'?" No, not unless you don't have Casares blood. You can ask Clare and Justincredible all about it. They experience the wrath every year, as do I.
So, the celebration from Hell began on Saturday. Around this time of the year, my mother is very upset, stressed out, and angry like an elephant that had it's mouth shut closed with wooden stakes. I gave my mother the medal I won from the awards ceremony the other day. She was kissing the fucking thing...it was scary. And then Logan sent some flowers, really classy like. I'm not sure what the fuck Beto got her. It was some sort of paper heart in a plastic flower pot or some shit. That's Beto, go figure.
The rest of the day consisted of the cookout, or bbq. I was really pist off because of something a certain girl told me, so I took my anger out on a pesky fly. Of course, he was too quick for my rage, and I ended up spilling coke all over my potato salad. I was embarassed, needless to say. Then he decided to attack me by flying into my face, the little fucker. Beto was talking alot, too. I can't wait to move out! Peace and happiness will be there to greet me in Laredo. Amen.
Saturday ended on a bad note. Not even Full Metal could make me feel better. Why are you girls so difficult? So Sunday comes, and I wake up around 9:30. My dream fucking sucked. I dreamt that clowns broke into my house and stole my savings from my sock drawer. I was then at a two-story GAP store, and Elaine was there. She pulled me off to the side, where we looked out the window to passing traffic. She basically told me it was over, and that she had a boyfriend. Shitty dream, huh? Could it be prophetic? She HAS gotten with Dan before, knowing that I liked her. Fuck.
Anyway, SUNDAY. We went to my grandma's grave and put some flowers there. Apparently, I had made a promise to live with my mom until I graduated. Honestly, I couldn't remember such a promise. Oh well. We then went to Alameda Oaks, where a bunch of the Casares family members huddled around my grandpa's sister. She was pretty funny, something I didn't expect at all. As a matter of fact, I didn't know that some of my family members could be funny without being stupid first. But this lady pulled off some clever shit.
We then went to Justincredibles, where we chilled and played the DS. Then we all went to Happy Buddha, where Beto said a bunch of unfunny jokes. I wasn't surprised. I was expecting crap like that, too...Sure, I say lame jokes alot, but Beto's are straight from eBaum's World. That, and he got chopsticks, just like me. GRR. I was irritated...Then we came home and I showed my awesome cousins the "Happy in a Bottle" movie. They laughed their asses off :D. I was in utter joy. Then I played Wind Waker and kicked some monster ass...viking style!
So now I am here, 2:40 AM Monday morning, or late night Sunday. Not much to do. They were showing some incredibly stupid crap on Showtime earlier. To summarize, it was a soft-core SpiderMan parody...only with a character called SpiderBabe who shot webs from her you-know-what. I didn't watch it for long, seeing as the story line was ripped straight from the original flick and altered to be raunchy. Slightly funny, though. It's a good movie for frat boys who laugh and jerk-off to anything. Then I watched [adult swim].
Final thoughts?
1.) Thank GOD Mother's Day Weekend is over!
2.) School's almost over!!!
3.) Should I have a party? Any suggestions or seconds?
4.) (Guitar + Justin)/Wind Waker = >chance of in-game death
5.) David Cross came out on TGTTM!!!
6.) "MI$TER ENTREPRENEUR" sounds like something I thought of once.
7.) Oh well, I still have Happy in a Bottle
8.) I can be such a freak at times
9.) "Tale of Two Titties" by Charles Dickens shall be patented!
10.) I have a deep feeling that Revenge of the Sith will suck like the last two
Well, looks like it's time to sleep. I'll talk to you all later!
So, the celebration from Hell began on Saturday. Around this time of the year, my mother is very upset, stressed out, and angry like an elephant that had it's mouth shut closed with wooden stakes. I gave my mother the medal I won from the awards ceremony the other day. She was kissing the fucking thing...it was scary. And then Logan sent some flowers, really classy like. I'm not sure what the fuck Beto got her. It was some sort of paper heart in a plastic flower pot or some shit. That's Beto, go figure.
The rest of the day consisted of the cookout, or bbq. I was really pist off because of something a certain girl told me, so I took my anger out on a pesky fly. Of course, he was too quick for my rage, and I ended up spilling coke all over my potato salad. I was embarassed, needless to say. Then he decided to attack me by flying into my face, the little fucker. Beto was talking alot, too. I can't wait to move out! Peace and happiness will be there to greet me in Laredo. Amen.
Saturday ended on a bad note. Not even Full Metal could make me feel better. Why are you girls so difficult? So Sunday comes, and I wake up around 9:30. My dream fucking sucked. I dreamt that clowns broke into my house and stole my savings from my sock drawer. I was then at a two-story GAP store, and Elaine was there. She pulled me off to the side, where we looked out the window to passing traffic. She basically told me it was over, and that she had a boyfriend. Shitty dream, huh? Could it be prophetic? She HAS gotten with Dan before, knowing that I liked her. Fuck.
Anyway, SUNDAY. We went to my grandma's grave and put some flowers there. Apparently, I had made a promise to live with my mom until I graduated. Honestly, I couldn't remember such a promise. Oh well. We then went to Alameda Oaks, where a bunch of the Casares family members huddled around my grandpa's sister. She was pretty funny, something I didn't expect at all. As a matter of fact, I didn't know that some of my family members could be funny without being stupid first. But this lady pulled off some clever shit.
We then went to Justincredibles, where we chilled and played the DS. Then we all went to Happy Buddha, where Beto said a bunch of unfunny jokes. I wasn't surprised. I was expecting crap like that, too...Sure, I say lame jokes alot, but Beto's are straight from eBaum's World. That, and he got chopsticks, just like me. GRR. I was irritated...Then we came home and I showed my awesome cousins the "Happy in a Bottle" movie. They laughed their asses off :D. I was in utter joy. Then I played Wind Waker and kicked some monster ass...viking style!
So now I am here, 2:40 AM Monday morning, or late night Sunday. Not much to do. They were showing some incredibly stupid crap on Showtime earlier. To summarize, it was a soft-core SpiderMan parody...only with a character called SpiderBabe who shot webs from her you-know-what. I didn't watch it for long, seeing as the story line was ripped straight from the original flick and altered to be raunchy. Slightly funny, though. It's a good movie for frat boys who laugh and jerk-off to anything. Then I watched [adult swim].
Final thoughts?
1.) Thank GOD Mother's Day Weekend is over!
2.) School's almost over!!!
3.) Should I have a party? Any suggestions or seconds?
4.) (Guitar + Justin)/Wind Waker = >chance of in-game death
5.) David Cross came out on TGTTM!!!
6.) "MI$TER ENTREPRENEUR" sounds like something I thought of once.
7.) Oh well, I still have Happy in a Bottle
8.) I can be such a freak at times
9.) "Tale of Two Titties" by Charles Dickens shall be patented!
10.) I have a deep feeling that Revenge of the Sith will suck like the last two
Well, looks like it's time to sleep. I'll talk to you all later!