I really wanted to get SOL out but it's been a bank holiday so the computer hasn't been free. What can you do?? As soon as it's ready it'll be out! But for now...
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Arutha invites Shantell to a party.
Shantell: "Arutha. This is a nice house."
Arutha: "It sucks and you know it."
One other person came. His house really is shit.
I took pity on him, changed active households and tried to get his life on track.
Arutha: "Honey, we're both adults now -"
Ariane: "I know isn't it great! No one can tell us what to do!"
Apparently that thought turns him on *shrugs*
I actually love that interaction so much X_X
Arutha tries to flirt and proves that he does not have the Flirty trait. I don't know what he could possibly be saying here, but she looks a bit worried because of it.
And then ~
I took pity on the house too. I may or may not have forgotten lights (every. goddamn. time).
For someone who is a) lazy b) shit at making houses and c) unable to tell if colours go together or not, I think it came out better than expected.
I left it there. I couldn't get them actually married or her to move in, and for the life of me I can't find out where she lives. He just has to do that for himself. Good luck bro.
Carline: "Hey Devan, just a head's up, I'm pregnant!"
Skylar: "WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!"
Devan: *processing*
Skylar: "You and I need a little chat, son."
Skylar: NOW DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT LIKE ART.
It's the only thing that matters to him, let's be honest.
Apparently not, because Devan walks out.
Carline: "DAD! Stop ruining my life, we're in love and we met in an art gallery for God's sake, just let me be happy!!!11"
Skylar: "I know what young men are like, I was one once! Back in my uni days -"
Carline: "Oh my God dad, I don't care how many girls you screwed. #donewithyourshit."
Skylar: "Well perhaps you should make sure you know this young chap before you go any further!"
Carline: "I'M PREGNANT HOW MUCH FURTHER CAN IT GO?"
Carline 1 Skylar 0
She tries again the next day. Devan comes round and whips out his diploma. He has a B in.. fine arts. He wants to be an actor I think. Or Director. One or the other. Does it matter?
Carline: "It's so big~"
Carline: "I'm sorry about my shitty parents."
Devan: "I can put up with them for you."
Shantell: "God, it's worse than the romance I'm writing."
Carline: "Well, in that case..."
Devan: "Hey, you never won that rock, paper, scissors game!"
Carline: "Well, you could at least see if it fits now I've gone to the trouble of getting one? <3"
<3
They still don't get on. Shocker.
Devan: "BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TOOTHPASTE."
Skylar: "Go awaaaaaaay."
Oh. Well. That needs to change.
Maybe Skylar ~knows~
But hey, if they talk about art then they can get along fine!
Devan: "Hey Thyme I have a wife now so you're old news lol bye."
Thyme: "..."
Thyme: "You got MARRIED?! Within DAYS of knowing this girl?!"
Devan: "YOLO right?"
oh hi rooster teeth reference
Carline: "Oh hey that wasn't piss."
Devan: "But it'll be difficult to get it out of the carpet!"
Carline: "Guess I'm in this alone then."
(I love that Devan is dreaming of art. Also, I didn't take a picture but Skylar came in to put the music on and then started screaming. It's what you get for wanting to dance at five in the morning).
Aw, a lil' girl. With no cot to put her in. I forgot I needed space for kids.
Carline: "Hey this one magically popped out of me too."
!!! Multi gender twins? I don't think I've ever naturally had them!! The funny thing was I was wondering what the chances would be earlier on ^.^
I grew them up straight away. Carline is not impressed.
Aw babu :3 This is Aramis! And if you don't know the naming theme of this generation already, shame on you!
Now for the little girl!
Well.
This is Constance! Really, I should have named her Milady for the blonde hair and blue eyes. Oh well. Constance is a friendly genius, if I remember rightly. I've forgotten Aramis' traits whoops
<3
The cots in the hallway with no barrier blocking them from the long drop down to the stairs - it's completely safe, what are you talking about?
My skilling family <3
I wish one of them had got Devan's hair though.
When everyone skills, Skylar dances. I can't remember what this was called but it was hilarious to watch.
Gonna have another pregnancy - just one!
Welp, looks like it's your birthday!
Skylar: "Adulthood here I come!"
Oh yeah bamboo's new seat is by the desk so he can read Shantell's erotica romance book. Legacy butterfly, anyone?
#freebamboo2014
Skylar: "I WAS LIED TO TAKE IT BACK I DON'T LIKE THIS."
He suits old age though, don't you think? :3
If you haven't guessed it yet, this generation's naming theme is on the Three Musketeers by Dumas. I'd recommend not only the book (it's so easy to read, I was so surprised) but the BBC series of it (which just uses the characters and not the plot by any stretch of the imagination). It's p. damn good though.