Why It Matters: You're Already Dead.
News tonight is that al Qaeda's spiritual leader and mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks, Osama bin Laden, had been killed by anti-terrorist forces (the CIA and some MUCH NEEDED help from our Pakistani friends) in Pakistan.
THIS IS A GOOD THING.
It doesn't mean that the "War On Terror" is over. It doesn't mean that all these anti-US terrorist groups will give up the next day. It's more like a "spiritual" thing. It's like "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" without the lame "I fly an airplane onto an aircraft carrier parked somewhere far and away from the main battle" routine. It's like the "Darwin Awards" being handed to someone who promotes the pussification of (young) men and then (maybe) kills himself.
It's like the Boondocks: YOU EAT A D###, GOATF###ER!! YOU EAT A D###!!
I mean, yeah. All this bad news; the Playstation Network down since 4/20/11. More of Japan's $#177y, depressing, and pedophilic animu like C-Money and Lotte's Toy. 95% of all the "abridged series stuffed onto YouTube." (Along with Nevada not having work.)
THIS. IS. GOOD. NEWS.
MOTHER. F###ING. FINALLY.
CLOSURE.
THIS IS A GOOD THING.
It doesn't mean that the "War On Terror" is over. It doesn't mean that all these anti-US terrorist groups will give up the next day. It's more like a "spiritual" thing. It's like "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" without the lame "I fly an airplane onto an aircraft carrier parked somewhere far and away from the main battle" routine. It's like the "Darwin Awards" being handed to someone who promotes the pussification of (young) men and then (maybe) kills himself.
It's like the Boondocks: YOU EAT A D###, GOATF###ER!! YOU EAT A D###!!
I mean, yeah. All this bad news; the Playstation Network down since 4/20/11. More of Japan's $#177y, depressing, and pedophilic animu like C-Money and Lotte's Toy. 95% of all the "abridged series stuffed onto YouTube." (Along with Nevada not having work.)
THIS. IS. GOOD. NEWS.
MOTHER. F###ING. FINALLY.
CLOSURE.