*fanfare sounds, carpet rolls out, the peasents rejoice*

[tyrel_devlin]

I have returned, ladies and gentlemen. No no, don't get up. No pictures, please. I know how overjoyed the lot of you are to see me once again add my own personal brand of putrescence to the steadily mounting filth on the INTARWEEB, and so I have answered your summons. I am back. Hide your daughters... they're too ugly to behold.
-Devlin