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To: timtate@waytotallyawesomedudes.com
From: annoyingrecruiterguy@douches.com
Subject: Employment opportunity!

Hi Tim,

I saw your profile on guyswhohatetheirjobsandneednewones.com and I wanted to illegitimately get your hopes up by telling you about a nonexistent amazing job opportunity. Please send me your resume in Word format so that I can never get back to you again.

Thanks,
Captain Cockypoggles.