assignment one.

[tyrantinasuit]

Well.

What do we have here?

“Use this,” huh? How persuasive. Short and to the point, at least

Comments

[omniconcert]

Don't pet the doggies or the shadow bunnies!

[tyrantinasuit]

Why not? They look so nice.

[omniconcert]

Yeah, that's what I totally thought. And then it bit me!

[tyrantinasuit]

Little girls shouldn't play with fire. They might just get burned.

SKETCHBALL.

[omniconcert]

Really? 'Cause there was some girl that just, like, set fire to a bunch of stuff and didn't get burned or anything.

YOU WISH, LITTLE GIRL

[tyrantinasuit]

How lucky for her then.

CREEEEEEPER

[omniconcert]

Well, I think she hurt a lot of people. And people are really, really angry at her. So they might go and beat her up.

NASTY LEETLE GIRL

[tyrantinasuit]

Sucks for her. She must really wanna die, pissing people off like that.

Pedobear. :|

[omniconcert]

Totally! And then that guy the other day that, like, started killing people and knocking down walls and stuff. But I don't think anything has happened to him yet.

There's a headless poster behind you

[tyrantinasuit]

Guess this place isn't going to be as boring as I thought.

Oh FUCK YOU. You're just angry because I called you out on your creepery.

[omniconcert]

Just make sure you don't die!

lolololo

[tyrantinasuit]

As if they can kill me.

brb calling the pedo-police

[omniconcert]

They might! There are tons of people here with freaky powers and stuff!

brb going to idc-land

[tyrantinasuit]

Powers?

**brb goin' to jail** FIX'D.

[omniconcert]

Yeah. Like, magic and stuff.

I BREAK BONES AND LAUGH

[tyrantinasuit]

I'd like to see them try.