iker/cesc spam part two: iker.
PART 2, IKER CASILLAS: CAPTAINLY, NOBLE, SEGURO.
I will let Iker introduce himself:
Have you ever wondered what your reaction would be if Iker Casillas walked by you on the street?
Let me answer that for you:
In the crack_van blurb I talked about Iker is firm but kind and how all those players heaven bless them they look up to him and mind him, so I’m just gonna throw a bevy of images of him being hot like a curry into this entry and we’ll move on from there.
dat contrapposto
Someone's 86-year-old grandmother saw this image and said "HELLO, SWEETIE. WHY TOO MUCH HOTNESS?" I relate with this sentiment on a very personal level.
This is a video of Iker having the same ill-placed satisfaction with his language skills as Cesc does with his magic powers, and he also revealing that he’s using mushrooms as a mnemonic to remember the English word for “champion." More questions please.
Personal opinion: Iker seems reliably intolerant of anything which is not the same as the day previously. He strikes me as the kind of person who has the same sandwich every day and notices when someone’s put mustard on both slices of bread instead of just one.
Sometimes he looks like a very miffed Pooh Bear.
Here he is not liking rain:
Here he is not liking sun:
“First training in China, high humidity and heat, I'm dead and delusional."
Here he is not liking something undetermined:
Here he is not liking when anyone makes contact with his body ever:
Here he is being really broad-shouldered and talking about things with an expressive face and no sleeves.
I’ve watched this video like forty times.
...What is he saying?
Here he is dancing like a goober.
Thug life.
OH HIM AND KIDS:
He pranked a little girl into thinking he wouldn't sign her jersey. Is his grandpa sweater soft, scratchy, or inbetween. Deep questions.
These kids were too cold on the pitch waiting for the pleasantries to be exchanged, so Iker rubbed their tiny chests until they could go back in the tunnel. I can’t make this stuff up.
He is also unbearably charming around his S.O. You may have seen this footage of him after Spain won the World Cup, a.k.a The Day Iker Never Stopped Crying. His girlfriend is a sports journalist and is trying to be objective, but then Iker has too much of the happiness.
Notting Hill is his favorite movie. True story.
Also, he fought a sprinkler.
Click here for part three, where they get within touching distance of each other.
I will let Iker introduce himself:
Click to viewHave you ever wondered what your reaction would be if Iker Casillas walked by you on the street?
Let me answer that for you:
In the crack_van blurb I talked about Iker is firm but kind and how all those players heaven bless them they look up to him and mind him, so I’m just gonna throw a bevy of images of him being hot like a curry into this entry and we’ll move on from there.
dat contrapposto
Someone's 86-year-old grandmother saw this image and said "HELLO, SWEETIE. WHY TOO MUCH HOTNESS?" I relate with this sentiment on a very personal level.
This is a video of Iker having the same ill-placed satisfaction with his language skills as Cesc does with his magic powers, and he also revealing that he’s using mushrooms as a mnemonic to remember the English word for “champion." More questions please.
Personal opinion: Iker seems reliably intolerant of anything which is not the same as the day previously. He strikes me as the kind of person who has the same sandwich every day and notices when someone’s put mustard on both slices of bread instead of just one.
Sometimes he looks like a very miffed Pooh Bear.
Here he is not liking rain:
Here he is not liking sun:
“First training in China, high humidity and heat, I'm dead and delusional."
Here he is not liking something undetermined:
Here he is not liking when anyone makes contact with his body ever:
Here he is being really broad-shouldered and talking about things with an expressive face and no sleeves.
I’ve watched this video like forty times.
...What is he saying?
Here he is dancing like a goober.
Thug life.
OH HIM AND KIDS:
He pranked a little girl into thinking he wouldn't sign her jersey. Is his grandpa sweater soft, scratchy, or inbetween. Deep questions.
These kids were too cold on the pitch waiting for the pleasantries to be exchanged, so Iker rubbed their tiny chests until they could go back in the tunnel. I can’t make this stuff up.
He is also unbearably charming around his S.O. You may have seen this footage of him after Spain won the World Cup, a.k.a The Day Iker Never Stopped Crying. His girlfriend is a sports journalist and is trying to be objective, but then Iker has too much of the happiness.
Notting Hill is his favorite movie. True story.
Also, he fought a sprinkler.
Click here for part three, where they get within touching distance of each other.