can I be a jerk and ask for "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" with Fernando Torres as Goldilocks and Pepe, DVilla and Llorente as the bear family? that's kind of Halloweenish and costume-y, right? XDDD
alternately: Iker Casillas is so pale because he's a vampire. GO!
oh wait shit you don't have tumblr, you don't know about my bear family theory! no, Pepe is Papa Bear, Villa is Mama Bear and Fernando Llorente is Baby Bear. because they adopted him during the World Cup and then brought him on their family vacation, it was the CUTEST THING EVER.
whatever you like! crack is extra-special welcome!
i actually do have tumblr but i haven't seen this? oh god tumblr
Crack has always been something that's hard for me to do, I'm some kind of fanfiction prude or something? But vampire!Iker's goin down. party in the club
haha you should be going oh god Veronica instead, it's just a personal theory that gets aired on tumblr because that's where I find ADORABLE PICTURES OF THEM PLAYING PIGGYBACK etc.
alternatively, different takes on how RM and Barça deal with their various supernatural outbreaks? I mean, Andres Iniesta is so obviously a vampire that I don't even have to say. he and Iker can get together and discuss the trials of vampiric football! so many tasty throats in the locker room, tragically off-limits...
Re: I see your training pic and raise you shirtlessness!meretriculaOctober 28 2010, 01:06:00 UTC
haha I just noticed that in the last pic Fernando and Villa match. same shoes, same jeans, similar sweaters. you know he loves his mommy and he wants to marry her when he grows up. (but uh not in a creepy way. just a little kid "I love my mommy soooooo much" kind of way. ...there's no way to make that sound not creepy, is there.)
I feel like a lot of people have this dilemma about Pepe. I sure do. HE IS THE HOTTEST MOST AMAZING DAD EVER OKAY.
hey I am really okay with cliches and recycled plots. where would we be if we only used the good plots once? (she says, quoting astolat, thus proving that it's okay to use the good lines more than once, too.)
Re: I see your training pic and raise you shirtlessness!tyrannicidesOctober 29 2010, 05:00:09 UTC
Ugh, man, ikr on Pepe. He's so handsome. I don't think I've ever described someone I'm interested in as "handsome" before. But I'd like him to take me to a nice restaurant, with some fine music.
I wrote the vampire thing yesterday and it's 3000 words of hot angsty mess, btw. And I had the urge to expand it something larger. It should be destroyed in the purifying flame.
alternately: Iker Casillas is so pale because he's a vampire. GO!
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/Villa bitchface
...Actually, he seems more like Mama Bear. ...AM I ACTUALLY SITTING HERE AND THINKING ABOUT THIS?
Iker Casillas is so pale because he's a vampire.
This I can do. Pairing, or do you just want Iker being a vampire generally?
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whatever you like! crack is extra-special welcome!
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Crack has always been something that's hard for me to do, I'm some kind of fanfiction prude or something? But vampire!Iker's goin down. party in the club
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alternatively, different takes on how RM and Barça deal with their various supernatural outbreaks? I mean, Andres Iniesta is so obviously a vampire that I don't even have to say. he and Iker can get together and discuss the trials of vampiric football! so many tasty throats in the locker room, tragically off-limits...
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The top of the World Cup is bigger than David's head.
I wish Pepe was my dad except not really because then it'd be weird that I also desperately want Pepe to Do me. Like, Doooooo meeeeeeeee.
haha I am so shocked that you would write Cesc/vampire!Iker
Haha I know. God I am loathsome. BUT I PROMISE IT WILL BE DIFFERENT. SORT OF.
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I feel like a lot of people have this dilemma about Pepe. I sure do. HE IS THE HOTTEST MOST AMAZING DAD EVER OKAY.
hey I am really okay with cliches and recycled plots. where would we be if we only used the good plots once? (she says, quoting astolat, thus proving that it's okay to use the good lines more than once, too.)
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I wrote the vampire thing yesterday and it's 3000 words of hot angsty mess, btw. And I had the urge to expand it something larger. It should be destroyed in the purifying flame.
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