002. [Voice]

[tyrannicalcoach]

[Sue, unlike most of Mayfield, does not yet realize how this place works. All she sees are a bunch of freaks that she can utilize for her new set of cheerios. Though, she has heard quiet a lot of chatter about some new roads opening up in town. Of course, without realizing that the roads don't lead to anywhere but Mayfield. Sue has decided that

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[no_indoor_voice]

There's new territory within walking distance.

It loops after half an hour anyway.

[tyrannicalcoach]

Lopps back around? Well are there any other towns we can get to?

[no_indoor_voice]

No. We're stranded.

[tyrannicalcoach]

That's ridiculous. How am I suppose to check out the competition for the cheerleading squad if I can't get to the other towns? Why would a town bring me here to create the perfect squad without there being any competition. This is insane, even crazier than the time Nixon offered me a joint and some blow!

[no_indoor_voice]

The town doesn't give a damn about any of our needs.

[tyrannicalcoach]

Then why the hell am I here?! I thought I had figured it out...

[no_indoor_voice]

There's no purpose. Get used to it.

[tyrannicalcoach]

I'm sure there is. No reason? Ha. Sue Sylvester was brought here to make the worlds best cheerleading squad and that is what she is going to do.

[no_indoor_voice]

Good luck testing that.

[/doesn't even know what a cheerleading squad is]

[tyrannicalcoach]

Thank you, I appreciate your support.

[no_indoor_voice]

[what is this he doesn't even]

What- that's not what- augh.