01. [Voice]

[tyrannicalcoach]

Here is the deal, little town called Mayfield. Little squirt that lives here told me that I need to talk on a phone to contact anyone. I am the one Sue Sylvester, please, no autographs. I hear that there is a serious lack of cheer leading squads here in this puny little town. So, in order to be ahead of the game and take the title of 'best squad',

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[10_year_old_kid]

Cheerleading? I guess I've got a bit of cheering experience, although I don't really think I'd be interested in a squad. Besides, it was more ouendan stuff than the more typical thing...

[tyrannicalcoach]

Oh I'm sure you'll be fine! Anyone with experience is more than welcome. I'll have to find a good tailor to make us uniforms.

[10_year_old_kid]

But you were saying something about flaming homo sapiens earlier?

[tyrannicalcoach]

Right, gay people. But that's okay. I'm sure you'll be perfect! You sound just right for the job. Now if only I can get you some pom-poms...

[10_year_old_kid]

Pom poms are more of a girly thing though, not the kinda cheerin' I've done before.

[tyrannicalcoach]

Oh...are you not a girl?

[10_year_old_kid]

Yeeaaah, I'm a boy.

[tyrannicalcoach]

Awkward. Well, we still need fancy boys to help out with the lifts. How is your upper body strength?

[10_year_old_kid]

I guess it's okay...

[Hey, he walks around with a 13 pound mouse on his shoulder, and he somehow threw a massive log in one episode.]

[tyrannicalcoach]

Fantastic! We'll need you for the lifts as well. Welcome to the team!

[10_year_old_kid]

Really? But it might kinda cut into my training...

[tyrannicalcoach]

But this is training. This is the most important training you'll ever have to do.

[10_year_old_kid]

Nothin' is more important than my Pokémon Training!

[tyrannicalcoach]

Pokémon?! Really now. Sitting around playing video games will do nothing but give you curvature of the spine. How about doing some performances? You get a cool outfit! You'll be the coolest guy around, everyone will be your friend.

[10_year_old_kid]

... Video games?

[tyrannicalcoach]

Yes, video games. Don't waste your time with those. Don't you go outdoors? My God you probably think video games are the real world...you poor thing. You need go out side immediately.