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Three real conversations I've had in the past week:
M: [Reminding me about using individual codes not times at work]
Me: And if it's ten, use the code for ten.
M: Oh, you're so smart! *beams*
Me: ....*mental headdesk*
Sibling: ...dude, are you on fire?
Me: *playing KHII* ...no.
Me: Anyway, I'd better go clean the bathroom now, 'fore you decapitate me.
Mama: *scandalised* I'd never decapitate you, [Tyger]!
Me: METAPHORICALLY.
Mama: I'd never-
Well.
Um.
Maybe.
Anyway! I want distracting, so ask me for fic.
Specifically, [one-sentence and drabble meme go here], okay.
Also, headcanon meme, 'cause I like that one.
Um. Just please don't ask for more than say, five things at once. (If you don't specify which bits you want drabble'd and which sentence'd, I'll do whatever I decide is easier, okay?)
M: [Reminding me about using individual codes not times at work]
Me: And if it's ten, use the code for ten.
M: Oh, you're so smart! *beams*
Me: ....*mental headdesk*
Sibling: ...dude, are you on fire?
Me: *playing KHII* ...no.
Me: Anyway, I'd better go clean the bathroom now, 'fore you decapitate me.
Mama: *scandalised* I'd never decapitate you, [Tyger]!
Me: METAPHORICALLY.
Mama: I'd never-
Well.
Um.
Maybe.
Anyway! I want distracting, so ask me for fic.
Specifically, [one-sentence and drabble meme go here], okay.
Also, headcanon meme, 'cause I like that one.
Um. Just please don't ask for more than say, five things at once. (If you don't specify which bits you want drabble'd and which sentence'd, I'll do whatever I decide is easier, okay?)