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danyellalot asked me to write fic about Jade's clothing store.
"SYAORAN!"
Everyone in the clothing store jumped a little. They should have been used to this by now, really; Alice's yelling fits were as commonplace by now as Nozomu's cries of "I'm in despair!" or Amalia's coding screw-ups - still, it was rather jarring.
Syaoran, who had been waiting outside the dressing room with an impatient expression, rolled his eyes. "What?"
"GET IN HERE AND HELP ME."
He was accustomed to being ordered around by Alice. But-
"You need help getting WHAT off?"
"The dress, you imbecile!" Alice snapped. "I can't reach the zipper."
"Couldn't you- you know- ask a girl to help you?"
Alice crossed her arms. "You're my manservant."
Of three things, Syaoran was sure. First, Alice was bossy. Second, there was a part of her - a very large part - that would have no problem with nearly kicking his head off if he chose to disobey. Third, he was completely and- wait, that's Twilight. Never mind.
"You... do know you're not going to be wearing anything," Syaoran muttered.
"JUST UNZIP ME!"
(In the main room of the store, Kobato, upon overhearing this, immediately turned bright pink, and had to leave.)
Not only could Alice not reach the zipper, it was also quite stuck.
"It's- so- ghhhr-" Syaoran tugged at it. "It's stuck!"
"Do it harder!" Alice snapped.
"I can't, it's-"
The zipper came unstuck. Syaoran lost his balance. Alice, whose shoulder Syaoran had grabbed in an attempt not to lose his balance, lost her balance.
There was a sort of thwump sound as they both hit the ground, Alice landing on top of a very, very confused and turning-redder-by-the-moment Syaoran.
("Oh dear," Jade said to no one in particular. "I'm going to have to clean up after them, aren't I...")
It was no surprise to anyone who'd been in the clothing store that day that, only hours later, Jin announced that everyone under the age of eighteen in Erro would have to attend a Sex Ed class, no exceptions.
"SYAORAN!"
Everyone in the clothing store jumped a little. They should have been used to this by now, really; Alice's yelling fits were as commonplace by now as Nozomu's cries of "I'm in despair!" or Amalia's coding screw-ups - still, it was rather jarring.
Syaoran, who had been waiting outside the dressing room with an impatient expression, rolled his eyes. "What?"
"GET IN HERE AND HELP ME."
He was accustomed to being ordered around by Alice. But-
"You need help getting WHAT off?"
"The dress, you imbecile!" Alice snapped. "I can't reach the zipper."
"Couldn't you- you know- ask a girl to help you?"
Alice crossed her arms. "You're my manservant."
Of three things, Syaoran was sure. First, Alice was bossy. Second, there was a part of her - a very large part - that would have no problem with nearly kicking his head off if he chose to disobey. Third, he was completely and- wait, that's Twilight. Never mind.
"You... do know you're not going to be wearing anything," Syaoran muttered.
"JUST UNZIP ME!"
(In the main room of the store, Kobato, upon overhearing this, immediately turned bright pink, and had to leave.)
Not only could Alice not reach the zipper, it was also quite stuck.
"It's- so- ghhhr-" Syaoran tugged at it. "It's stuck!"
"Do it harder!" Alice snapped.
"I can't, it's-"
The zipper came unstuck. Syaoran lost his balance. Alice, whose shoulder Syaoran had grabbed in an attempt not to lose his balance, lost her balance.
There was a sort of thwump sound as they both hit the ground, Alice landing on top of a very, very confused and turning-redder-by-the-moment Syaoran.
("Oh dear," Jade said to no one in particular. "I'm going to have to clean up after them, aren't I...")
It was no surprise to anyone who'd been in the clothing store that day that, only hours later, Jin announced that everyone under the age of eighteen in Erro would have to attend a Sex Ed class, no exceptions.