have an emperor

[thatshisname]

[Kuzco bursts through the double doors of the hotel, ending up outside]
BOOM BABY

[..wait]

....Thiiiiiis doesn't look like my palace. My courtyard had way more gold in it.

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DONE

[pink_kafuka]

ARE YOU A POROROKKAN?!

[thatshisname]

...

Aaaaare you an escapee? Coulda sworn I had all crazy people locked away...

[pink_kafuka]

An escapee? No! People don't escape from things in real life, that just happens on TV!

[thatshisname]

...Right. On TV.

['Confirmed Crazy right here. What the heck's a TV?']

I'll be going now. [turns on his heel. feel free to stop him]

[pink_kafuka]

You have to go lead your people, right? [POROROKKAN PEOPLE, but whatever.]

[thatshisname]

If by "lead", you mean "collect payment from", then yes. I'm going to go lead my people.

[pink_kafuka]

Collect payment from? Did it cost that much to get here?

[thatshisname]

Pffft. Like I'd have to pay for anything.

[pink_kafuka]

Then why do you need to collect payment from your people?

[thatshisname]

Cause it's an emperor-y thing to do. Now run along, Emperor Kuzco's gotta scope out the place.

[pink_kafuka]

[she smiles brightly] Alright, Pororokkan Emperor Kuzco-sama!