Maria's had a long week- it's difficult being a trap, you know.

[sadistictrap]

[He'll be at the onsen, well after midnight- so no one else will be there- taking his clothes off, hoping to just spend a quiet, relaxing evening at the hot spring.]

[[ooc: kind of locked to shutupimtall but feel free to lurk and laugh at his pain.]]

((also. Maria needs a tag~!))

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[shutupimtall]

[Hi there, Maria. Ed's never been to an onsen before, but he can't sleep and there's not much else to do excuses, excuses~ so why the hell not? He's just got his shirt off and his pants half undone when he notices Maria.

OH SHIT.]

[sadistictrap]

[It's probably going to be a REAL surprise when he sees that bra coming off-- except the boobs are sort of... coming off, too.]

[shutupimtall]

[Ed doesn't know much about the female anatomy, but even he's pretty sure that THAT SHOULDN'T BE HAPPENING.]

What the-?!

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[sadistictrap]

[Turns around and catches sight of Ed.]

[sadistictrap]

[Aaaand back to being Maria.]

Oh, Mr. Elric, wasn't it? I'd heard of you~! It's so nice to meet you, even if the circumstances are... a little embarrassing...!

[Maria still sounds like a girl, and he'll be clutching his school uniform to his chest, blushing.]

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[shutupimtall]

...

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[shutupimtall]

[Hey, wait, that's an awfully familiar voice, even if it's an entirely different tone than earlier-]

You!

[sadistictrap]

[flinches]

Y-yes?

[shutupimtall]

You're the one from earlier, who --

[sort of chokes on his words and goes back to blushing for a few seconds]

Well, you know.

[sadistictrap]

I'm the one from earlier who~?

[looks away... also blushing.]

[shutupimtall]

You know what I mean! The one who - uh - [gesturing vaguely at his own chest, because no way in hell is he even POINTING at those... fake... THINGS.]

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[sadistictrap]

I wonder what you could possibly be talking about Mr. Elric?

[sadistictrap]

[And Maria's getting bored standing around half-naked now. He kind of wants to get to the onsen, as in, just go relax and Ed's being- in the way.]

Well... even if you ask me like that, I c-can't just- I can't just... do that. [blushing some more and hurrying past him now.]

[shutupimtall]

[Has no idea what to say, so here, have Ed desperately trying to get his clothes back on and running for the exit, probably about to go outside and yell "HELP MARIA IS A trap MAN" or something]

[sadistictrap]

[Turning around- and- what. Ed's getting dressed? He's not even going to confront Maria? Properly, that is? That's not fun.]

Oh no, Mr. Elric, where- where are you going? I can't- not outside... even if it's this late... just the two of us... please?

[shutupimtall]

[Pauses]

What?