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Jul 13, 2006 14:22

i got four teeth pulled this morning and it was quite intense. here are some of the goings on that followed:
-i was put once again on 'happy juice', which i'm told is an anesthetic (sp?) but thats debatable
-i woke up and had de ja vous (sp?) about sixteen times over
-i called beanie
-two minutes later my dad said 'so how was beanie?' and i said 'quoi?'
-i texted beanie to ask what in the world i said to her
-she informed me that i mumbled alot, then started singing Around The World, then started mumbling some more
-i called tess, who told me i sounded drunk
-my dad told some random lady in the shaws parking lot that i had just been sedated, and she actually learned over to peer in the car windows at me. cheers, dad.
-he also kept asking me questions like 'whats today?' and 'where is that car from?' and i came back with 'i'm not high or anything dad, seriously *high pitched giggling*'
-i drank a buttload of frappacino and took a buttload of ibuprofen
-i licked my shirt so i could rub off a cd that was scratched and did it a few times before i realized i was licking blood all over my white wifebeater, so now i look like an abusive redneck man

yeah, it was a party and a half if i do say so myself. 
dear orthodontia: screw you.
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