Avast ye scurvy dogs!
Ahoy thar! I hope ye all are enjoyin' this luverly afternoon and celebratin' Talk Like a Pirate Day to the best of yer abilities! Methinks food needs to be acquired, perhaps the cafeteria wenches serve skilly 'n duff... and a pint of grog! Yes! Wenches, bring me some grog!
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