To-Do before I die:

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Go cow tipping.
Buy a slip-n-slide.
Move to Orange County.
Swallow a live goldfish then throw-up said goldfish.
Have sex with somebody I love.
Send my photo to Janice Dickenson.
Flash my boobs at Mardi Gras.
Eat a raw egg.
Go skydiving.
Stand on Culloden Hill in Scotland.
Get arrested.
See an opera.
Watch Brokeback Mountain.