Life in hell...

[typeabnegative]

(Screams in the backgroung/ Mis. Torture noises)
Bob: Hey Phil.
Phil: How are you doing today, Bob?
Bob: Not so good, Phil.
Phil: Why's that Bob?
Bob: Well, pit demons poked out my eye lastnight when I was at Starbucks.
Phil: Well goly! In the Starbucks?
Bob: That's right Phil, right on the patio.
Phil: Well at least you still have your good eye.
Bob: I guess...
Phil: Who would have figured all that's in Hell is Starbucks?
Bob: Yeah, who knew?
*SONG CUTS IN AT THIS POINT*
LIFE!
In Heeeeelllllll.....
SUCKS!
Big balls, blah!
LIFE!
In Hell,
Sucks,
Big,
Fucking,
Balls,
BLAH!
Dee-Dun-a-Dee-La-Doo!
Life in hell sucks big balls, Blah!
Don't be bad, or you'll go to Hell, blah!
Don't look at tities on the internet, blah!
Don't laugh at retards, blah!
Or you'll go to hell, blah!
Unless you're Japanise, because you don't have a soul... you won't go.. to HELL!
BLAH!
LIFE!
IN!
HELL!
SUCKS!
BIG!
FUCKING!
BALLS!
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
MOTHER FUCKERS, BLAH!