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A Day in the life of Jim-Bob: Dynasty Warrior
Day 34
Talpa still dick. Today, saw Ronins. Almost grabbed one, rode purple pony with blue one for about twenty seconds before elbowed in face. Was not as cool as I thought it would be. Didn't feel different. V. disappointing. Did have picture taken for promotional eyecatch. I feel it caught my bad side. Green armour makes my butt look big.
Day 34
Talpa still dick. Today, saw Ronins. Almost grabbed one, rode purple pony with blue one for about twenty seconds before elbowed in face. Was not as cool as I thought it would be. Didn't feel different. V. disappointing. Did have picture taken for promotional eyecatch. I feel it caught my bad side. Green armour makes my butt look big.