survey time...i'm bored
I AM: chris
I WANT: nothing
I HAVE: more than i could ask for
I WISH: i could find something to do other than this
I HATE: people that hate things
I MISS: lots ot things
I FEAR: failure
I HEAR: music
I SEARCH: for my pants every fucking mornning
I WONDER: what i am doing when i'm done with this
I REGRET: as little as i can
I LOVE: you
I ACHE: to wake and bake :-)
I AM NOT: wearing pants
I DANCE: to music in my car when there are 7 people in the car next to me staring at me with my domino's sign on top
I SING: pretty much anysong thats playing in my car
I CRY: when im sad
I AM NOT ALWAYS: a hater, just when hating is in is when i'm a hater
I WRITE: off my taxes
I CONFUSE: me,myself, and I
I NEED: nothing
I SHOULD: put some pants on
x. Father thinks I am: cool
x. Mother thinks I am: a slob
x. My boyfriend/girlfriend thinks I am: single, because i am?
x three things you are often complimented for: my eyes, my sense of humor, my ability to choke on command
x. You get embarrassed when: i don't know if i should lean over and kiss her, or not
x. Makes you happy: being alive makes me happy
x. Upsets you: i try not and think about being upset for more than 3 minutes a day
Yes or no...
x. You keep a diary: well obviously, your reading it ass
x. You like to cook: i like watching cooking shows
x. You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yes, i am god
x. You set your watch a few minutes ahead: i don't have a watch
x. You bite your fingernails: no
x. You believe in love: yeah, i love this sort of shit
Who is...?
The weirdest person you know: everyone
The Loudest Person you Know: jon
your close friends: thomas, jake, donna, jon
The Person that Knows the Most about you: probably donna or michelle
What is...the meaning of this?
Your most overused phrase on IM: later
The last image/thought you go to sleep with: the blue tv screen, its my night light
Your best feature: the asshole on my elbow
Favorite inside joke: wayy too many...i guess the "dad" one is good, but, they are all good!!!
2. Do You...?
Take a shower everyday: of course not, if i did that, i'd have to buy a new shower every day....i get in one everyday
Have a(any) crush(es): i crushed a can earlier, and i'm gonna crush a ciggarette after i'm done with this nonsense
Think you know you've been in love: yeah, i've been in love....:-/
Want to get married: yeah, that'd be cool.
Have any tattoos/where: no, i'm looking at getting a huge whale with its dick hanging out on my back soon though, just so the next time i see a bunch of jock bitches with their lame tribal shit or whatever, i can show them my whale cock!!
Piercings/where?: i have a tumor in my right ear that looks like its a plug on the inside of the skin......i'm not kidding
Get motion sickness: only when in motion
Think you're a health freak: psh, hell no
Get along with your parents: very well
Like thunderstorms: only when i'm camping
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF
Ryan: gallant
Rob: dyrdek
Dan : beer
Tiffany: sex
John: :-)
James : beer
Briana : beer
Billy : beer
Teri: *i farted*
Nick: beer
Patrick : beer...................*i farted again*
Kim : sex
( IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU.... )
CRIED? almost, good song in my car
HELPED SOMEONE? i helped get this guy his pizza
BOUGHT SOMETHING? buy one get one free camel lights
GOTTEN SICK? sick of this survey
GONE TO THE MOVIES? my room is my theatre
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? i went out of my room and to the kitchen
SAID I LOVE YOU? no....:-(
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? i wrote the letter c when i was spelling my name last night
TALKED TO AN EX? yes
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? duh, dumbfuck
TALKED TO SOMEONE YOU CRUSH ON? yep
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? i'm always serious!!!!!! :-)
MISSED SOMEONE? of course
HUGGED SOMEONE? yep
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? nope
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? nope
Would You Ever..
1. Eat a bug? already have
2. Bungee jump? eh, maybe, i'd rather sky dive
3. Hang glide? fo sho
4. Kill someone? that all depends
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? yeh, no
8. Parachute from a plane? see question 2
9. Walk on hot coals? if they were the hot coals from my ciggarette
10. Go out with someone for their looks? doubt it
11. For their reputation? na
12. Be a vegetarian? probably not
13. Wear plaid with stripes? that all depends on whats plaid that i'm wearing, and whats striped that i'm wearing
14. IM a stranger: already have
15. Sing karaoke? 12 days of christmas baby!
17. Shoplift? i'm to weak to lift a shop up
18. Run a red light? already have, i had to get out of the way of an ambulance
19. Star in a porn video? apparantly i already have, search (chris *my last name* porn star) on yahoo and tell me what u get
20. Dye your hair blue? as long as it was the spray paint can dye
21. Be on Survivor? i'm trying to survive every damn day
I WANT: nothing
I HAVE: more than i could ask for
I WISH: i could find something to do other than this
I HATE: people that hate things
I MISS: lots ot things
I FEAR: failure
I HEAR: music
I SEARCH: for my pants every fucking mornning
I WONDER: what i am doing when i'm done with this
I REGRET: as little as i can
I LOVE: you
I ACHE: to wake and bake :-)
I AM NOT: wearing pants
I DANCE: to music in my car when there are 7 people in the car next to me staring at me with my domino's sign on top
I SING: pretty much anysong thats playing in my car
I CRY: when im sad
I AM NOT ALWAYS: a hater, just when hating is in is when i'm a hater
I WRITE: off my taxes
I CONFUSE: me,myself, and I
I NEED: nothing
I SHOULD: put some pants on
x. Father thinks I am: cool
x. Mother thinks I am: a slob
x. My boyfriend/girlfriend thinks I am: single, because i am?
x three things you are often complimented for: my eyes, my sense of humor, my ability to choke on command
x. You get embarrassed when: i don't know if i should lean over and kiss her, or not
x. Makes you happy: being alive makes me happy
x. Upsets you: i try not and think about being upset for more than 3 minutes a day
Yes or no...
x. You keep a diary: well obviously, your reading it ass
x. You like to cook: i like watching cooking shows
x. You have a secret you have not shared with anyone: yes, i am god
x. You set your watch a few minutes ahead: i don't have a watch
x. You bite your fingernails: no
x. You believe in love: yeah, i love this sort of shit
Who is...?
The weirdest person you know: everyone
The Loudest Person you Know: jon
your close friends: thomas, jake, donna, jon
The Person that Knows the Most about you: probably donna or michelle
What is...the meaning of this?
Your most overused phrase on IM: later
The last image/thought you go to sleep with: the blue tv screen, its my night light
Your best feature: the asshole on my elbow
Favorite inside joke: wayy too many...i guess the "dad" one is good, but, they are all good!!!
2. Do You...?
Take a shower everyday: of course not, if i did that, i'd have to buy a new shower every day....i get in one everyday
Have a(any) crush(es): i crushed a can earlier, and i'm gonna crush a ciggarette after i'm done with this nonsense
Think you know you've been in love: yeah, i've been in love....:-/
Want to get married: yeah, that'd be cool.
Have any tattoos/where: no, i'm looking at getting a huge whale with its dick hanging out on my back soon though, just so the next time i see a bunch of jock bitches with their lame tribal shit or whatever, i can show them my whale cock!!
Piercings/where?: i have a tumor in my right ear that looks like its a plug on the inside of the skin......i'm not kidding
Get motion sickness: only when in motion
Think you're a health freak: psh, hell no
Get along with your parents: very well
Like thunderstorms: only when i'm camping
WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF
Ryan: gallant
Rob: dyrdek
Dan : beer
Tiffany: sex
John: :-)
James : beer
Briana : beer
Billy : beer
Teri: *i farted*
Nick: beer
Patrick : beer...................*i farted again*
Kim : sex
( IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU.... )
CRIED? almost, good song in my car
HELPED SOMEONE? i helped get this guy his pizza
BOUGHT SOMETHING? buy one get one free camel lights
GOTTEN SICK? sick of this survey
GONE TO THE MOVIES? my room is my theatre
GONE OUT FOR DINNER? i went out of my room and to the kitchen
SAID I LOVE YOU? no....:-(
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER? i wrote the letter c when i was spelling my name last night
TALKED TO AN EX? yes
WRITTEN IN A JOURNAL? duh, dumbfuck
TALKED TO SOMEONE YOU CRUSH ON? yep
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? i'm always serious!!!!!! :-)
MISSED SOMEONE? of course
HUGGED SOMEONE? yep
FOUGHT WITH YOUR PARENTS? nope
FOUGHT WITH A FRIEND? nope
Would You Ever..
1. Eat a bug? already have
2. Bungee jump? eh, maybe, i'd rather sky dive
3. Hang glide? fo sho
4. Kill someone? that all depends
7. Have sex with someone of the same sex? yeh, no
8. Parachute from a plane? see question 2
9. Walk on hot coals? if they were the hot coals from my ciggarette
10. Go out with someone for their looks? doubt it
11. For their reputation? na
12. Be a vegetarian? probably not
13. Wear plaid with stripes? that all depends on whats plaid that i'm wearing, and whats striped that i'm wearing
14. IM a stranger: already have
15. Sing karaoke? 12 days of christmas baby!
17. Shoplift? i'm to weak to lift a shop up
18. Run a red light? already have, i had to get out of the way of an ambulance
19. Star in a porn video? apparantly i already have, search (chris *my last name* porn star) on yahoo and tell me what u get
20. Dye your hair blue? as long as it was the spray paint can dye
21. Be on Survivor? i'm trying to survive every damn day