Sep 11, 2003 03:01
i got one of those pump things for a 2 liter bottle of soda that keeps it from going flat - it fucking rules - the best $3.29 ive spent ever
rocky 4 was on tv tonight - it was either i watch that or "all for lust", the story of 3 friends on a "bachelor party weekend" where they try to complete certain sexual conquests for a prize pot of $2,000 that they all chipped in equally too (though, to be honest, i assume they must've needed a calculator to figure out what each person's share was because, if their acting skills are any indication of their long division skills, these guys can do a math at a 2nd grade level) - some of the conquests included "seducing a woman in hotel room 57", "2 brunettes in the hot tub", and "oral pleasure from an older woman in an elevator"
either my friends and i are boring as hell or i think these movies aren't very true to life
on the other hand, rocky shows kids that even if they are short, italian, and have a speech impediment, you can still grow up and be able to punch out mr. t or run through the snow (whatever floats your boat, i guess) - However, those who, like me, are 6'5" Irish and have perfect diction can merely grow up to watching movies about the aforementioned slightly retarded yet loveable italian midgets during the wee hours of the morning on cable......
America the beautiful? Indeed, my friends