so......i.dont.have.a.space.bar.today......
but.finally.i.have.another.adventure.in.the.world.of.andy.that.is.worth.posting.to.the.internet.about.
Last.week.i.was.spending.the.nite.playing.super.mario.world.in.the.ghetto.that.is.south.ave.and.maumee.ave.and.we.were.up.all.nite.*we.being.me.nik.lewis.and.mitch.and.around.6am.we.ran.out.of.cigarettes.and.we.are.all.poor.as.shit.so.we.only.knew.of.one.place.to.fulfil.our.nicotine.desires.and.that.would.be.south.mart.the.ghetto.ass.building.on.the.corner.of.south.and.maumee.becuze.they.happen.to.sell.indifvidual.cigarettes.for.a.quarter.
being.that.the.store.didnt.open.til.9.am.we.had.time.to.wait.around.so.we.played.more.mario.and.watched.metalocalypse.until.915.finally.rolled.around.then.we.footed.it.on.over.to.the.store.
it.was.closed.so.we.stood.out.front.and.waited.......after.about.10.minutes.an.old.man.with.a.pretty.friendly.demeanor.showed.up.and.waited.along.side.us.to.get.into.the.store.and.we.all.4.of.us.talk.about.toledo.and.the.weather.and.the.ghetto.for.about.20.minutes.
all.of.a.sudden....busting.down.south.ave.headed.for.the.express.way.come18.camaflague.hummers.driving.past.us.2.people.waved.4.people.flipped.us.off....
it.was.funny.and.we.all.started.talking.about.the.government.
and.then.it.happened.old.dude.told.us.that.he.was.59.years.old...and.said
"i.know.that.you.are.too.young.to.remember.this.....but.have.you.ever.heard.of.granada..?"(he.pronounced.it.'grah-nod-uh)
we.had.never.heard.of.it.and.nik.is.a.smart.ass.so.he.replied.''oh.yeah.that.shit.is.good.heated.in.the.microwave.you.know.....with.the.raisins.'
old.dude.fucking.went.off.the.handle.and.into.the.deep.end.and.told.nik.that.he.wanted.to.take.him.into.the.alley.to.fight.him
nik.is.a.fighter.just.for.the.fun.of.it....he.will.fight.afight.he.knows.he.will.lose.just.for.the.sake.of.fighting.and.nik.looked.at.him....and.said."old.man.you.cant.be.serious.im.not.going.to.fight.you.over.the.word.granola.you.said.we.would.be.to.young.to.know.about.it.anyway....and.old.dude.is.just.screaming.and.comes.up.to.me.and.says.'if.i.take.your.friend.out.back.do.you.guys.got.his.back:?."...and...we.were.like....well...yeah.of.course.
so.he.took.a.couple.of.steps.back.and.said.fine.....im.going.to.get.my.boys.to.help.me
and.he.wandered.off.down.the.street.*almost.falling.on.the.ice.as.he.disappeared.a.few.blocks.away.*
about.5.minutes.later.the.store.owner.shows.up.and.opens.the.store.and.we.go.in.get.our.cigarettes.and.walk.out
and.who.would.be.strolling.down.the.sidewalk.but.old.man.and.his.older.man.friend.....annd.we.were.all.like.hell.no.he.cant.be.serious.can.he
older.man.he.brought.with.him.looked.just.like.popeyes.great.grandfather.dude.had.to.be.like.65.and.hes.walking.with.a.crazy.limp.and.he.has.like.autisum.or.something.and.a.really.really.bad.stuttering.problem.
and.here.they.come.stumbling.down.the.street.all...."i.i.i.i.i.mmmmm.....go.g.g.goi.gooing.t.t.to.to.to.kick.y.y.y.your.ass.s.s.ss'
and.we.are.laughing.and...they...are.getting.closer.and.talking.shit.like.
old.man.-'i.fucked.your.mother.last.nite.
nik-."oh.yeah.my.mothers.got.aids."
old.man.-"well.i.guess.we.both.got.aids.then.'
nik.-"yeah.thanks.alot.dad"
and.they.are.getting.into.niks.face.now.all.threatening.him.and.he.was.turning.so.red.since.he.could.have.laid.them.both.out.in.a.single.punch.
and.dude.is.pushing.nik.and.trying.to.take.his.hat.
so.finally.nik.turns.around....all.finally.not.caring.about.beating.up.someone.of.old.mans.age.anymore.and.both.old.men.keep.reaching.into.their.coats.like.they.got.guns.and.talking.shit.and.we.are.out.walking.them.and.we.are.walking.backwards.and.they.cant.keep.up
and.finally.old.dude.flashes.his.kitchenknife.in..the.front.of.hisjeans.and.its.like.the.biggest.kitchen.knife.you.get.in.that.big.wood.block.of.kitchen.knives.andits.all.tucked.into.his.pants.obviously.resting.against.his.long.forgotten.about.penis.and.nik.laughs.all.like.get.away.old.man.before.i.kick.you.in.your.shit.and.that.knife.chops.off.your.penis.and.old.man.got.nervous.and.old.man.turns.around.and.cant.get.his.knife.out.so.we.all.just.walk.away.*tho.a.bit.quicker.after.seeing.the.kitchen.knife.
but.damn...it.used.to.be.a.nice.city.here....now.the.ghetto.has.old.men.trying.to.kill.20.something.year.olds....it.was.hilarious.and.crazy.all.at.once
my.wrist.is.hurting.from.using.a.dot.instead.of.a.space.bar.so.im.done.typing.this.story.now....hope.you.enjoyed.another.taste.of.the.chaotic.life.of.mr.black.
now.leave.me.comments.bitches!!
Last.week.i.was.spending.the.nite.playing.super.mario.world.in.the.ghetto.that.is.south.ave.and.maumee.ave.and.we.were.up.all.nite.*we.being.me.nik.lewis.and.mitch.and.around.6am.we.ran.out.of.cigarettes.and.we.are.all.poor.as.shit.so.we.only.knew.of.one.place.to.fulfil.our.nicotine.desires.and.that.would.be.south.mart.the.ghetto.ass.building.on.the.corner.of.south.and.maumee.becuze.they.happen.to.sell.indifvidual.cigarettes.for.a.quarter.
being.that.the.store.didnt.open.til.9.am.we.had.time.to.wait.around.so.we.played.more.mario.and.watched.metalocalypse.until.915.finally.rolled.around.then.we.footed.it.on.over.to.the.store.
it.was.closed.so.we.stood.out.front.and.waited.......after.about.10.minutes.an.old.man.with.a.pretty.friendly.demeanor.showed.up.and.waited.along.side.us.to.get.into.the.store.and.we.all.4.of.us.talk.about.toledo.and.the.weather.and.the.ghetto.for.about.20.minutes.
all.of.a.sudden....busting.down.south.ave.headed.for.the.express.way.come18.camaflague.hummers.driving.past.us.2.people.waved.4.people.flipped.us.off....
it.was.funny.and.we.all.started.talking.about.the.government.
and.then.it.happened.old.dude.told.us.that.he.was.59.years.old...and.said
"i.know.that.you.are.too.young.to.remember.this.....but.have.you.ever.heard.of.granada..?"(he.pronounced.it.'grah-nod-uh)
we.had.never.heard.of.it.and.nik.is.a.smart.ass.so.he.replied.''oh.yeah.that.shit.is.good.heated.in.the.microwave.you.know.....with.the.raisins.'
old.dude.fucking.went.off.the.handle.and.into.the.deep.end.and.told.nik.that.he.wanted.to.take.him.into.the.alley.to.fight.him
nik.is.a.fighter.just.for.the.fun.of.it....he.will.fight.afight.he.knows.he.will.lose.just.for.the.sake.of.fighting.and.nik.looked.at.him....and.said."old.man.you.cant.be.serious.im.not.going.to.fight.you.over.the.word.granola.you.said.we.would.be.to.young.to.know.about.it.anyway....and.old.dude.is.just.screaming.and.comes.up.to.me.and.says.'if.i.take.your.friend.out.back.do.you.guys.got.his.back:?."...and...we.were.like....well...yeah.of.course.
so.he.took.a.couple.of.steps.back.and.said.fine.....im.going.to.get.my.boys.to.help.me
and.he.wandered.off.down.the.street.*almost.falling.on.the.ice.as.he.disappeared.a.few.blocks.away.*
about.5.minutes.later.the.store.owner.shows.up.and.opens.the.store.and.we.go.in.get.our.cigarettes.and.walk.out
and.who.would.be.strolling.down.the.sidewalk.but.old.man.and.his.older.man.friend.....annd.we.were.all.like.hell.no.he.cant.be.serious.can.he
older.man.he.brought.with.him.looked.just.like.popeyes.great.grandfather.dude.had.to.be.like.65.and.hes.walking.with.a.crazy.limp.and.he.has.like.autisum.or.something.and.a.really.really.bad.stuttering.problem.
and.here.they.come.stumbling.down.the.street.all...."i.i.i.i.i.mmmmm.....go.g.g.goi.gooing.t.t.to.to.to.kick.y.y.y.your.ass.s.s.ss'
and.we.are.laughing.and...they...are.getting.closer.and.talking.shit.like.
old.man.-'i.fucked.your.mother.last.nite.
nik-."oh.yeah.my.mothers.got.aids."
old.man.-"well.i.guess.we.both.got.aids.then.'
nik.-"yeah.thanks.alot.dad"
and.they.are.getting.into.niks.face.now.all.threatening.him.and.he.was.turning.so.red.since.he.could.have.laid.them.both.out.in.a.single.punch.
and.dude.is.pushing.nik.and.trying.to.take.his.hat.
so.finally.nik.turns.around....all.finally.not.caring.about.beating.up.someone.of.old.mans.age.anymore.and.both.old.men.keep.reaching.into.their.coats.like.they.got.guns.and.talking.shit.and.we.are.out.walking.them.and.we.are.walking.backwards.and.they.cant.keep.up
and.finally.old.dude.flashes.his.kitchenknife.in..the.front.of.hisjeans.and.its.like.the.biggest.kitchen.knife.you.get.in.that.big.wood.block.of.kitchen.knives.andits.all.tucked.into.his.pants.obviously.resting.against.his.long.forgotten.about.penis.and.nik.laughs.all.like.get.away.old.man.before.i.kick.you.in.your.shit.and.that.knife.chops.off.your.penis.and.old.man.got.nervous.and.old.man.turns.around.and.cant.get.his.knife.out.so.we.all.just.walk.away.*tho.a.bit.quicker.after.seeing.the.kitchen.knife.
but.damn...it.used.to.be.a.nice.city.here....now.the.ghetto.has.old.men.trying.to.kill.20.something.year.olds....it.was.hilarious.and.crazy.all.at.once
my.wrist.is.hurting.from.using.a.dot.instead.of.a.space.bar.so.im.done.typing.this.story.now....hope.you.enjoyed.another.taste.of.the.chaotic.life.of.mr.black.
now.leave.me.comments.bitches!!