In the midst of the holidays
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I set traidao's puppy on fire (-66 points). In July I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Friday I gave noblefailure a kidney (1000 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-750 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
tylicious
Damn, I'm a bastard. I donate a kidney and I'm still naughty. Sucks for Iraq and Canada!