I thought they stopped making The Simple Life?
Sabotage. Nathan talked Randy into stopping at the local livestock auction. While I'm wearing bright pink and abercrombie everything. I am just that fucking awesome, I am strutting it like I'm Bruno up in this bitch.
I'm walking through here and people are covered in one of two things, mud or feces of some kind. I just want to break out the hose.
Seriously though, without exaggerating, people are pointing and laughing at me. For this reason I put some distance between myself and Randy and Nate because I didn't want to embarass them via guilty by association. Someone asked if I was lost, and I said, "Actually, I just moved here and my family and I are looking into some thing we might find here." As I was walking away I heard someone say, "What's he looking for, a dildo?"
I turned around and said with a smile, "No thanks, I already have a few," and walked away.
Amazing, you stray a few miles away from Baltimore and the culture (or lack thereof) goes down the drain.
Out and proud, bitches, wild horses couldn't drag me down. I'm just glad it didn't hurt Randy and Nathan.
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