My tweets
- Mon, 02:15: RT @ pattonoswalt: On tomorrow's TWO AND A HALF MEN, I play a crack addict who pees on Ashton Kutcher. I am not making this up. Good night.
- Mon, 18:37: I made a tweet to @ hey_friend which reminded me I have to listen to the mansplaining episode of @ ANerdOfAdvice. I am so excited for this.
- Mon, 18:45: @ ANerdOfAdvice is amazing! Every time I listen to it I get all wistful and wish I was at #SPX. Adding @ tommchenry puts it into overdrive.
- Mon, 18:46: If @ ANerdOfAdvice can find a reason to have @ JessFink and @ EricColossal on as guests I will probably get a little teary eyed.
- Mon, 19:09: @ yellowcardigan talking about Michael Bay's Transformers: making a statement about how robots treat women. I LOL'ed for real in public.
- Mon, 19:13: HOLY CRAP! I MADE 1000 TWEETS! Where is my prize? #twitterAllStar