Gym, After Workshops

[tyler_gone]

After creating condom art in sex ed, Tyler changed into workout clothes and went to the gym.

Only two days until the game. After some stretching and a few laps, he decided to work on his three-point throws, using an exercise he found online.

He's getting ... well. Not all of them. But enough.

[OOC: Open.]

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[walter_n_wires]

Walter came in to work off some nervous energy. His girlfriend was in locker 327 and he couldn't get her out.

That called for hitting things.

[tyler_gone]

Tyler nodded to Walter. He remembered talking to him on Sunday; almost idly, he wondered if, like River, Walter had found out about his imaginary friend.

Hopefully if he had, he wouldn't remember.

"Hey, Walter."

[walter_n_wires]

According to Walter's journal, Tyler was "divided." Without the memory to go with it, he didn't know if Tyler had multiple allegiances, had his heart hiding in another location, or was bisexual.

He was really going to need to find a better way to keep his journal. Cryptography once again looked like an answer.

All that went through his head in the bare moment before he answered Tyler and took a place at the punching bag. "Hey."

[tyler_gone]

Tyler would have been relieved that those were the only possibilities Walter came up with, though he might have denied being bisexual with a vehemence suggesting it was true.

But he can't read minds, so he just went back to dribbling and shooting, dribbling and shooting.

"So what kind of condom art did you end up making?"

[walter_n_wires]

"Italian architecture," Walter said, launching a quick flurry of punches at the bag and wondering how many times you'd have to hit locker 327 before it opened.

"The leaning tower of penis Pisa and the Colosseum." He hit the bag again and followed it up with a kick. "What was yours?"

[tyler_gone]

"I made a doll," Tyler admitted. "Condom head, feathers for hair, pipe cleaner body. Not as ambitious as you."

He observed Walter for a moment. "You're whacking the shit out of that thing."

[walter_n_wires]

"My girlfriend's in the interdimensional locker and I can't get her out." That called for another punch. He'd be feeling that later.

[tyler_gone]

Tyler dropped the ball and let it roll away. "A locker ate Nadia?"

Okay, so maybe he wasn't so good at the not being surprised thing.

"That sucks."

[walter_n_wires]

"Yeah, locker 327. Pippi and I will be going went to look at it, but that locker is temperamental. It wouldn't even spit flowers at us."

He absently kicked the bag, picturing the locker again, instead. "People warned us about it when when we got here in January, but it didn't do much when Pippi and I went to check it out back then. Other than get us detention on the first day of school."

[tyler_gone]

"I didn't get that warning yet," Tyler said, looking worried. "I'll steer clear now. Not that that helps Nadia."

"Does the locker normally let people go?"

[walter_n_wires]

"I remember the radio reporting back in January that two of the professors were sucked in and spat out younger," Walter said thoughtfully. "And I heard that other people had interesting experiences with it, but as far as I know, no one has ever been trapped in there permanently."

[tyler_gone]

"Is that like the thing I've heard people talk about where everyone was a little kid?" Tyler wondered. "Maybe that's it, and she's having a great time."

He did not look especially convinced. Most of the weird stuff he had seen in Fandom was pretty bad.

[walter_n_wires]

"I don't know. I didn't see them while they were younger." Walter didn't look especially convinced about the idea that Nadia was having a great time, either. "If she's a little kid again, she's probably doing le parkeur all over the inside of the locker."

[tyler_gone]

"Maybe," Tyler nodded. "What's lay park orr?"

[walter_n_wires]

"As far as I was ever able to tell, it was jumping over and on things," Walter said, shrugging. "Phoebe broke her arm doing it while we were all wee, but Nadia had a lot of fun."

[tyler_gone]

"Jumping on stuff doesn't suck, but I can see where breaking an arm would spoil the fun," Tyler said. "Anyhow. I hope the locker spits out Nadia soon and in one piece."