Oh my god...

Aug 01, 2006 11:10

Well, I almost collapsed today due to having zero in the way of fat energy stores. Whoever says being skinny is great doesn't know what they're talking about. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy who I am, but there's a drawback to everything. I have zero momentum and therefore get pushed around easily and can't fight worth a damn, and I also have zero in the way of energy, so I collapse without food (and no, it has nothing to do with me being out of shape :P). I woke this morning and went straight out to get my chores done (only an hour and a half's worth), saying screw breakfast, I'll have brunch when I get back, but my eyes ended up tunnel-visioning to the point where I could see almost nothing and I lost all sense of balance. And that's from all of thirty seconds of chasing a calf. WTF? Oh, it then crushed my left pinky and ring finger against a pole when I tried to catch it. My fingers survived just fine, but it scared the heck out of me and only compounded the whole lack of energy collapse thing. All in all, not a cool morning, but at least I learned my lesson: Never skip breakfast you skinny fatless moron!

And that just goes to show, you learn something new every day. Oh, and no state of being is perfect. Everything has an unseen drawback.

ooc

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