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Title: The Deal
Pairing: Saïx/Xemnas
Rating: R
Disclaimer: KH is not mine.
Note: This fic is part of the Hollow Bastion High universe.
Saïx scowled at the curtains as they shimmered innocently. They were hideous things, light blue and covered in sequins. Xemnas must have put them up last night after Saïx had passed out. Saïx needed to have a talk with her. If they were going to share a house, there were some basic rules of taste that Saïx felt she needed to establish. No sequins, for starters. And no pastels either.
As Saïx scowled at the curtains, Xemnas walked in. Saïx didn't even need to look up to know it was her. Her voice proceeded everything else of hers, even her tits.
"You should be interested in who I got a call from today," said Xemnas as soon as she entered the room. "The irate mother of a freshman you supposedly interrogated today. She was under the delusion that I supervise all the disciplinary cases personally. As if I had time to deal with all the delinquents at Hollow Bastion High myself - "
Xemnas stopped talking and ducked as a lamp was thrown at her. The lamp, an antique of her great-grandmother's, crashed on the wall behind her and fell to floor in a lump of shattered pieces.
"What was that for?" Xemnas asked Saïx, completely bewildered.
"Shut up," growled Saïx.
"What?"
"Have you gone deaf from talking to yourself too much," asked Saïx as she ground her teeth, "or do you are just making me repeat everything I say for fun?"
"If there's something you want to say, just say it," said Xemnas testily.
"I could if you ever shut up."
Xemnas stared at her, flabbergasted. For once, she couldn't even think of something to say. Finally she settled on, "Well, what is it that you're so dying to say?"
Saïx started. She never expected Xemnas to cave this easily.
"I ... guess I want you to shut up for awhile--and take those damn curtains down."
Xemnas thought about this for a moment. "What will you give me?"
Now it was Saïx's turn to be confused. "What?"
Xemnas walked over to the armchair Saïx was sitting in and snaked a hand over the back until her fingers were trailing along the edge of Saïx's shirt. "You know," she said, smiling sinisterly. "What ... incentives will you provide if I do what you wish?"
"I'll do the dishes for the next month?" suggested Saïx.
"That's ... nice, but not exactly what I was thinking of," hinted Xemnas.
"Sex?"
"Not fair," pointed out Xemnas, "You would get something out of that in addition to my silence."
"A Gameboy Advance?" guessed Saïx.
"Getting warmer," said Xemnas, slipping her hand down Saïx's shirt.
Suddenly it dawned on Saïx what would get Xemnas to shut up. "The new MacBook Pro?"
Xemnas almost knocked Saïx over as she ran to the door. She glanced back at her impatiently. "Well?" she asked. "What are you waiting for?"
Saïx groaned and followed Xemnas reluctantly. She should've known that Xemnas never caved that easily.
*
Saïx tossed her oven mitts onto the counter. "How many times do I have to tell you that I will not fix a table setting for your computer?"
"He has a name, you know," said Xemnas, pouting.
Saïx ground her teeth. "It's a computer."
"Don't worry, Kingdom Hearts," said Xemnas lovingly. "Mommy still loves you."
Saïx sighed. She should have gone with her original plan and shoved a ball gag in Xemnas' mouth. At least then she might have gotten some.
Pairing: Saïx/Xemnas
Rating: R
Disclaimer: KH is not mine.
Note: This fic is part of the Hollow Bastion High universe.
Saïx scowled at the curtains as they shimmered innocently. They were hideous things, light blue and covered in sequins. Xemnas must have put them up last night after Saïx had passed out. Saïx needed to have a talk with her. If they were going to share a house, there were some basic rules of taste that Saïx felt she needed to establish. No sequins, for starters. And no pastels either.
As Saïx scowled at the curtains, Xemnas walked in. Saïx didn't even need to look up to know it was her. Her voice proceeded everything else of hers, even her tits.
"You should be interested in who I got a call from today," said Xemnas as soon as she entered the room. "The irate mother of a freshman you supposedly interrogated today. She was under the delusion that I supervise all the disciplinary cases personally. As if I had time to deal with all the delinquents at Hollow Bastion High myself - "
Xemnas stopped talking and ducked as a lamp was thrown at her. The lamp, an antique of her great-grandmother's, crashed on the wall behind her and fell to floor in a lump of shattered pieces.
"What was that for?" Xemnas asked Saïx, completely bewildered.
"Shut up," growled Saïx.
"What?"
"Have you gone deaf from talking to yourself too much," asked Saïx as she ground her teeth, "or do you are just making me repeat everything I say for fun?"
"If there's something you want to say, just say it," said Xemnas testily.
"I could if you ever shut up."
Xemnas stared at her, flabbergasted. For once, she couldn't even think of something to say. Finally she settled on, "Well, what is it that you're so dying to say?"
Saïx started. She never expected Xemnas to cave this easily.
"I ... guess I want you to shut up for awhile--and take those damn curtains down."
Xemnas thought about this for a moment. "What will you give me?"
Now it was Saïx's turn to be confused. "What?"
Xemnas walked over to the armchair Saïx was sitting in and snaked a hand over the back until her fingers were trailing along the edge of Saïx's shirt. "You know," she said, smiling sinisterly. "What ... incentives will you provide if I do what you wish?"
"I'll do the dishes for the next month?" suggested Saïx.
"That's ... nice, but not exactly what I was thinking of," hinted Xemnas.
"Sex?"
"Not fair," pointed out Xemnas, "You would get something out of that in addition to my silence."
"A Gameboy Advance?" guessed Saïx.
"Getting warmer," said Xemnas, slipping her hand down Saïx's shirt.
Suddenly it dawned on Saïx what would get Xemnas to shut up. "The new MacBook Pro?"
Xemnas almost knocked Saïx over as she ran to the door. She glanced back at her impatiently. "Well?" she asked. "What are you waiting for?"
Saïx groaned and followed Xemnas reluctantly. She should've known that Xemnas never caved that easily.
*
Saïx tossed her oven mitts onto the counter. "How many times do I have to tell you that I will not fix a table setting for your computer?"
"He has a name, you know," said Xemnas, pouting.
Saïx ground her teeth. "It's a computer."
"Don't worry, Kingdom Hearts," said Xemnas lovingly. "Mommy still loves you."
Saïx sighed. She should have gone with her original plan and shoved a ball gag in Xemnas' mouth. At least then she might have gotten some.