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Title: Room 69
Characters: Kakashi, Sasuke
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.
"These tools," said Kakashi, handing the stony-faced boy glaring out from the crack between the grimy motel wall and the door a bag, "Will solve all your problems."
Sasuke grabbed the bag from his old teacher's hand roughly and yanked it open.
"Relax," said Kakashi, a grin forming beneath his mask. "I promise I didn't get anything... unusual."
Sasuke looked up from the bag momentarily startled, but then the scowl slid back into place. He slammed the door shut in Kakashi's face.
Kakashi starred at the the tarnished brass number nine affixed on the door and the jagged six someone had scratched before it, grin widening.
"You know," he called to his ex-student through the door, "It's rude to not even thank someone after he goes out of his way to buy porn for you."
From within, the sound of one very angry teenager stomping across the room could be heard. Still smiling, Kakashi disappeared before Sasuke could try to assassinate him using Chidori.
Characters: Kakashi, Sasuke
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.
"These tools," said Kakashi, handing the stony-faced boy glaring out from the crack between the grimy motel wall and the door a bag, "Will solve all your problems."
Sasuke grabbed the bag from his old teacher's hand roughly and yanked it open.
"Relax," said Kakashi, a grin forming beneath his mask. "I promise I didn't get anything... unusual."
Sasuke looked up from the bag momentarily startled, but then the scowl slid back into place. He slammed the door shut in Kakashi's face.
Kakashi starred at the the tarnished brass number nine affixed on the door and the jagged six someone had scratched before it, grin widening.
"You know," he called to his ex-student through the door, "It's rude to not even thank someone after he goes out of his way to buy porn for you."
From within, the sound of one very angry teenager stomping across the room could be heard. Still smiling, Kakashi disappeared before Sasuke could try to assassinate him using Chidori.