I put WAY too much thought into this...
Meme. If you want to participate, make your own list of characters before you look at my answers to the questions.
1. Spock
2. Buffy
3. Spike
4. Jim Kirk
5. Bones
6. Batman
7. Leia Organa
8. Death
9. Dream
10. Spock!Prime
11. Kirk!prime
12. Count D
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?
Batman/Kirk!Prime? No. No to the power of ten. Because while Jim might be a manwhore, Bruce is emphatically not.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Jim Kirk? Hot to the power of gaaaaaahhh.
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
LOL! If Count D got Death pregnant? Oh geez. That would be one epic pregnancy, I tell you. In the sense that it would probably mean the end of the world. Their baby would be the harbinger of destruction for life on Earth, and then turn right around and create a new planet peopled only with self reproducing plant gods. Also it would have Death’s shaggy hair and sunny disposition, but D’s mismatched creepy eyes and horrible weakness for sweets.
4. Can you rec any fics about 9?
Dream fics? As in Morpheus? Interestingly, there’s not a lot about him that I’ve read. People tend more towards Daniel Dream.
http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/13/smallfish.html
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Buffy and Batman? ☺ Absolutely not. Because they’re too much alike in all the wrong ways, and too different in all the others. Batman would freak out over her lighthearted quippage on the hunt and “violence first, questions unnecessary” attitude. She would get annoyed by his harshness and tendency to play things close to the vest. He wouldn’t understand why she could kill so thoughtlessly. She would be really freaked out by his penchant for regularly torturing thugs out of “necessity.” He would get frustrated out of his mind by her lack of detective skills and total suckage at being “undercover girl.” And then something bad would happen, and they would both fall into a world class angstfilled depression, and would be so overwhelmed by their own Awful Destinies that they wouldn’t be able to snap the other one out of it.
…I’m not saying it wouldn’t be a really, really hot one night stand, though.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Bones/Dream or Bones/Spock!Prime? haha. Okay, Bones/Dream is out of the question. Because Bones would not be having with all the brooding. “Oh, for god’s sake, man! If you don’t come in out of the rain, I’ll-oh my god. It’s like trying to reason with a twelve year old girl. Get your ass in here!” They’re both huge drama queens, albeit in their own unique ways, and there’s just no way those crazy kids could make it work.
Bones/Spock!Prime, on the other hand…Well, it’s not the first pairing I would have thought of, but it could definitely work. Because Spock would be all fond and amused and slightly wicked with Bones, instead of all proud yet brokenhearted and wistful like he is with Jim. And Bones would respond to that the same way he does with his own Spock, with sarcasm and dark comments and a whole lot of mother henning. And he would randomly start being the Spock!Prime go-to guy whenever they’re around him, because Spock is weirded out by hanging with himself and there’s always a weird edge between Spock!Prime and Jim that nobody else sees.
Only Bones is much more observant than anybody gives him credit for, and he totally picks up on Spock’s past life love for Jim, and calls him out on it. And then it would result in comfort sex, because “Were you bred for stupidity, you goddamn imbecile? Of course you don’t have to be alone.” And then Spock!Prime would have a way to fit into this new universe, and it would start out as a non-exclusive thing that just sort of happened, and then before they even realized it there would be a lot of caring and angst and devotion there.
…Why do I want to write that now?
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Princess Leia walked in on Buffy and Count D having sex? ….I don’t even know. Blink, flush a deep dark red and walk out? And then be unable to get the decidedly attractive mental images out from behind her eyeballs for days?
.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Spike/Spock Prime. Not even that improbable, since Spike is the little black dress of every fandom. Also, Spock Prime is getting a lot of love in this meme. I approve whole heartedly. ☺
Two time travelers, trapped in the 22nd century. One because he failed to help a dying planet, and one thrown out of time when an apocalypse went wrong. Spock has finally accepted that he will never get back to the future. Spike is trying desperately to return to the distant past. Sparks will fly when timelines collide…
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Spock/Death?
…Not that I know of, but there definitely should be. Post Amanda comfort fic! Post understanding Spock Prime’s death comfort fic! Spock making his peace with death! I want this.
10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Princess Leia/Count D. Oh shit. This just…would not happen. D would hate her. D would sell her a really freaky animal that would wind up with her dead. And Leia is clearly attracted to the rugged, masculine type, not the androgynous queen type.
After the inevitable destruction of Earth by the Empire, one devastated kami flees into space, where he is inexplicably captured by space pirates to be sold into slavery on Tatooine. His cellmate is Leia, a soon-to-be harem slave who is much more than meets the eye. Can she restore his faith in humanity?
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
To get Jim Kirk to deflower Spock?
Pon farr. Oh wait, Rodenberry already did that. Amnesia. Shit, Nimoy already did that. Time travel! Dammit, JJ Abrams.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Leia slash? …I do not think so. I can’t actually think of anyone you could slash her with. There’s only one other woman in the whole series worth talking about, and that’s her daughter.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Spike het? LOL. Yes, I’m pretty sure they do.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes! Kirk!Prime still gets love. <3.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Buffy/Jim Kirk/Bones? …I do not know. BUT I WOULD. That would be hot!
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Spock/Batman/Count D. WAAAAAANGST, character death, dark!fic, bloodplay, inappropriate use of chocolate, ear envy.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Buffy to Spock Prime: “That’s insane troll logic. Let me show you how.”
You know he couldn’t resist a challenge like that.
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday! I read much Bones fic. ☺
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
He likes to be held down. And tied up. And sucked off by someone in lipstick and clownwhite.
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Kirk!Prime shag Dream? Absolutely. Drunk to be preferred, but sober’s fine if not. Would Dream allow himself to be shagged by Kirk? Fuck no.
21. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
OH GOD.
Spock and Dream are in a happy relationship until Dream suddenly runs off with Jim Kirk. (To make Spock jealous? To spice up their relationship with more waaaaangst? Because there’s no way he’d go after Jim Kirk for his own merits.) Spock, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kirk!Prime-which makes so much sense--and a brief unhappy affair with Count D-which makes less--then follows the wise advice of Bones (snerk) and finds true love with Spike. (Dear god, how would that relationship go? Spock: I am somewhat responsible for my mother’s death. Spike: You think that’s rough? I killed my mum and drank her blood, and after she vamped out and hit on me, I killed her again. Spock: (pulls out a stake in his blind rage).
Title: (If You Can’t Have the Ultimate Symbol of Angst) Love The One You’re With.
1. Spock
2. Buffy
3. Spike
4. Jim Kirk
5. Bones
6. Batman
7. Leia Organa
8. Death
9. Dream
10. Spock!Prime
11. Kirk!prime
12. Count D
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic?
Batman/Kirk!Prime? No. No to the power of ten. Because while Jim might be a manwhore, Bruce is emphatically not.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Jim Kirk? Hot to the power of gaaaaaahhh.
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
LOL! If Count D got Death pregnant? Oh geez. That would be one epic pregnancy, I tell you. In the sense that it would probably mean the end of the world. Their baby would be the harbinger of destruction for life on Earth, and then turn right around and create a new planet peopled only with self reproducing plant gods. Also it would have Death’s shaggy hair and sunny disposition, but D’s mismatched creepy eyes and horrible weakness for sweets.
4. Can you rec any fics about 9?
Dream fics? As in Morpheus? Interestingly, there’s not a lot about him that I’ve read. People tend more towards Daniel Dream.
http://www.yuletidetreasure.org/archive/13/smallfish.html
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Buffy and Batman? ☺ Absolutely not. Because they’re too much alike in all the wrong ways, and too different in all the others. Batman would freak out over her lighthearted quippage on the hunt and “violence first, questions unnecessary” attitude. She would get annoyed by his harshness and tendency to play things close to the vest. He wouldn’t understand why she could kill so thoughtlessly. She would be really freaked out by his penchant for regularly torturing thugs out of “necessity.” He would get frustrated out of his mind by her lack of detective skills and total suckage at being “undercover girl.” And then something bad would happen, and they would both fall into a world class angstfilled depression, and would be so overwhelmed by their own Awful Destinies that they wouldn’t be able to snap the other one out of it.
…I’m not saying it wouldn’t be a really, really hot one night stand, though.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Bones/Dream or Bones/Spock!Prime? haha. Okay, Bones/Dream is out of the question. Because Bones would not be having with all the brooding. “Oh, for god’s sake, man! If you don’t come in out of the rain, I’ll-oh my god. It’s like trying to reason with a twelve year old girl. Get your ass in here!” They’re both huge drama queens, albeit in their own unique ways, and there’s just no way those crazy kids could make it work.
Bones/Spock!Prime, on the other hand…Well, it’s not the first pairing I would have thought of, but it could definitely work. Because Spock would be all fond and amused and slightly wicked with Bones, instead of all proud yet brokenhearted and wistful like he is with Jim. And Bones would respond to that the same way he does with his own Spock, with sarcasm and dark comments and a whole lot of mother henning. And he would randomly start being the Spock!Prime go-to guy whenever they’re around him, because Spock is weirded out by hanging with himself and there’s always a weird edge between Spock!Prime and Jim that nobody else sees.
Only Bones is much more observant than anybody gives him credit for, and he totally picks up on Spock’s past life love for Jim, and calls him out on it. And then it would result in comfort sex, because “Were you bred for stupidity, you goddamn imbecile? Of course you don’t have to be alone.” And then Spock!Prime would have a way to fit into this new universe, and it would start out as a non-exclusive thing that just sort of happened, and then before they even realized it there would be a lot of caring and angst and devotion there.
…Why do I want to write that now?
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?
If Princess Leia walked in on Buffy and Count D having sex? ….I don’t even know. Blink, flush a deep dark red and walk out? And then be unable to get the decidedly attractive mental images out from behind her eyeballs for days?
.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Spike/Spock Prime. Not even that improbable, since Spike is the little black dress of every fandom. Also, Spock Prime is getting a lot of love in this meme. I approve whole heartedly. ☺
Two time travelers, trapped in the 22nd century. One because he failed to help a dying planet, and one thrown out of time when an apocalypse went wrong. Spock has finally accepted that he will never get back to the future. Spike is trying desperately to return to the distant past. Sparks will fly when timelines collide…
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Spock/Death?
…Not that I know of, but there definitely should be. Post Amanda comfort fic! Post understanding Spock Prime’s death comfort fic! Spock making his peace with death! I want this.
10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Princess Leia/Count D. Oh shit. This just…would not happen. D would hate her. D would sell her a really freaky animal that would wind up with her dead. And Leia is clearly attracted to the rugged, masculine type, not the androgynous queen type.
After the inevitable destruction of Earth by the Empire, one devastated kami flees into space, where he is inexplicably captured by space pirates to be sold into slavery on Tatooine. His cellmate is Leia, a soon-to-be harem slave who is much more than meets the eye. Can she restore his faith in humanity?
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
To get Jim Kirk to deflower Spock?
Pon farr. Oh wait, Rodenberry already did that. Amnesia. Shit, Nimoy already did that. Time travel! Dammit, JJ Abrams.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Leia slash? …I do not think so. I can’t actually think of anyone you could slash her with. There’s only one other woman in the whole series worth talking about, and that’s her daughter.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Spike het? LOL. Yes, I’m pretty sure they do.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes! Kirk!Prime still gets love. <3.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Buffy/Jim Kirk/Bones? …I do not know. BUT I WOULD. That would be hot!
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Spock/Batman/Count D. WAAAAAANGST, character death, dark!fic, bloodplay, inappropriate use of chocolate, ear envy.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Buffy to Spock Prime: “That’s insane troll logic. Let me show you how.”
You know he couldn’t resist a challenge like that.
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday! I read much Bones fic. ☺
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
He likes to be held down. And tied up. And sucked off by someone in lipstick and clownwhite.
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Kirk!Prime shag Dream? Absolutely. Drunk to be preferred, but sober’s fine if not. Would Dream allow himself to be shagged by Kirk? Fuck no.
21. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic?
OH GOD.
Spock and Dream are in a happy relationship until Dream suddenly runs off with Jim Kirk. (To make Spock jealous? To spice up their relationship with more waaaaangst? Because there’s no way he’d go after Jim Kirk for his own merits.) Spock, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Kirk!Prime-which makes so much sense--and a brief unhappy affair with Count D-which makes less--then follows the wise advice of Bones (snerk) and finds true love with Spike. (Dear god, how would that relationship go? Spock: I am somewhat responsible for my mother’s death. Spike: You think that’s rough? I killed my mum and drank her blood, and after she vamped out and hit on me, I killed her again. Spock: (pulls out a stake in his blind rage).
Title: (If You Can’t Have the Ultimate Symbol of Angst) Love The One You’re With.