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[tykilicious]

From what I gathered, this world requires us all to work together in order to survive and furnish for food, correct

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[eyesofgeass]

I don't rightfully trust anyone.

[tykilicious]

There we go. There's a lad with some sense in him. So tell me, how do you plan on surviving?

[eyesofgeass]

Since I am perfectly capable of cooking, cleaning, sewing, and among other things... I think I have the skills necessary to make it on my own for a while.

[tykilicious]

Well then, equipped with needle and thread?
Spoon and spatula? Rag and bleach?

Are you available on hire?

[eyesofgeass]

I have managed to find a few things, even in this Hell-like place...

Is that sarcasm or sincerity? Either way there is hardly a way to "hire" someone when there is no means to pay them, is there?

[tykilicious]

Doubting me already?

Oh there are many means to pay someone, lad.

[eyesofgeass]

I doubt anyone who suggests an offer without first actually having something to trade. Also a nameless client is hardly one that builds confidence.

Though that I am well aware of. I would like to think that you actually have something in mind first.

[tykilicious]

Tyki Mikk, lad. Pleasure to be discussing a contract.

In exchange for your services, would you like a chicken?

[eyesofgeass]

Lelouch vi Britannia. Charmed, I'm sure.

Currently I am located at the high school. There is a cooking club here and therefore obtaining food is not really a problem.

Though if you are capable of hunting... What are your combat skills like?

[tykilicious]

...Are you ignoring the chicken?

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[eyesofgeass]

[Laughs]

Don't be ridiculous. Why take a chicken for payment when I can have something that will last longer than one meal?

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[tykilicious]

...Will I ever be rid of this chicken?

Furthermore, what is it you have in mind then?

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[eyesofgeass]

I can cook it just as easily and share. Or if it is alive it can lay eggs. Halfwit...

Why do you think I would ask about the ability to fight?

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[tykilicious]

Well yes, eggs is all it ever does. I dislike eggs. Especially stepping on them.

Of course I can fight, what do you take me for?

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[eyesofgeass]

Yet they are far more useful than killing off the chicken. Eggs provide just as much protein and, when done right, don't have to taste like eggs at all...

What do I take you for? How about a slow fool that cannot grasp what I am getting at? Use your head!

To put it simply: I cannot. My aim and piloting skills are above average, but any actual combat? It isn't happening.

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[tykilicious]

You don't get it do you? After weeks of only such to eat, one tends to prefer the chicken itself.

I see. So you want someone to fight for you in order not to dirty those pretty nails, correct?